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Site Supporter   Location: Parkland Joined: Mon Nov 25, 2013 Posts: 1723 Real Name: Jeremy 
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Arisaka wrote: Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks Good news: none Step 1: Fake a cough. Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr. Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go. Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness. _________________ . Sheep resent the watchdog not because he is a dog, but rather, because they are sheep . |
| Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:01 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Duvall Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 21964 Real Name: Paco X
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RockHopper wrote: Arisaka wrote: Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks Good news: none Step 1: Fake a cough. Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr. Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go. Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness. I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch. _________________ IF JOE BIDEN IS THE ANSWER, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE QUESTION? |
| Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:31 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Tacoma Joined: Sat May 4, 2013 Posts: 4638
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Pablo wrote: RockHopper wrote: Arisaka wrote: Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks Good news: none Step 1: Fake a cough. Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr. Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go. Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness. I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch. Yeah, laugh it up You fuckers! I hope your dicks fall off, and not from over-use.  |
| Sat Sep 26, 2020 12:58 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Duvall Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 21964 Real Name: Paco X
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Arisaka wrote: Pablo wrote: RockHopper wrote: Arisaka wrote: Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks Good news: none Step 1: Fake a cough. Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr. Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go. Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness. I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch. Yeah, laugh it up You fuckers! I hope your dicks fall off, and not from over-use. Seriously my MIL is at an AFH on her nickel. _________________ IF JOE BIDEN IS THE ANSWER, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE QUESTION? |
| Sat Sep 26, 2020 1:56 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: olympia Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2013 Posts: 3564
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Good News: Got my rifle and new scope sighted in.
Bad News: Evergreen Sportsman Club is now doing reservations for shooting, and I didn't know. Good News: They had some extra lanes open as a few couples were shooting together so that freed up some space so I didn't have to sit around and wait. Bummer News: Richard is no longer going to be an RSO. I have mad respect for that guy, and I always felt when he was RSO people walked away with a positive experience, which is great for shooting sports. Regardless of the reasons why he left, my interactions with him were always positive, he was always helpful, great with new/inexperienced shooters, and kids. I've always had great RSO's at Evergreen, but Richard was my favorite. I wish him good luck in his future endeavors. |
| Sat Sep 26, 2020 2:49 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Bonney Lake Joined: Sun Oct 7, 2012 Posts: 1973 Real Name: David L.
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Good News: Had the ureter stent removed from my donor kidney and got to see the inside of my bladder today.
Bad News: They shoved a camera down my Johnson to get to it! Like every other orifice below my naval, that's supposed to be a one-way street! Best News: All my post-transplant labs are still exactly where the docs want them to be! _________________ If you're not a Sentinel of Liberty, you're a stepping stone to Tyrany... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.” - Jerry Garcia |
| Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:08 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Dayton, Montana Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 6078 Real Name: Brian
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Beautiful news Sparky.
Pro tip. Use Viagra 3 hour before that procedure, no pain, no gain! _________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson |
| Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:27 pm |
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 Site Supporter  Location: Tacoma Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2013 Posts: 5294
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Good news: new boat is working great
Bad news: EXCEPT the charging system. |
| Mon Sep 28, 2020 9:15 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: UP Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 13030 Real Name: George Bailey
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Pablo wrote: Arisaka wrote: Pablo wrote: RockHopper wrote: Arisaka wrote: Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks Good news: none Step 1: Fake a cough. Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr. Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go. Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness. I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch. Yeah, laugh it up You fuckers! I hope your dicks fall off, and not from over-use. Seriously my MIL is at an AFH on her nickel. When shes makin coffee in the morning toss a lime in the air fryer set for 5 minutes.....walk out. _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson JohnMBrowning wrote: WOW - its really soft - my butthole is so happy! Pablo wrote: Keep YOUR bulge in the drywall to yourself then. |
| Mon Sep 28, 2020 9:37 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Duvall Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 21964 Real Name: Paco X
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WaJim wrote: Pablo wrote: Arisaka wrote: Pablo wrote: RockHopper wrote: Arisaka wrote: Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks Good news: none Step 1: Fake a cough. Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr. Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go. Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness. I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch. Yeah, laugh it up You fuckers! I hope your dicks fall off, and not from over-use. Seriously my MIL is at an AFH on her nickel. When shes makin coffee in the morning toss a lime in the air fryer set for 5 minutes.....walk out. Good idea. _________________ IF JOE BIDEN IS THE ANSWER, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE QUESTION? |
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Site Supporter  Location: Spanaway, Wa Joined: Wed Apr 29, 2015 Posts: 2645 Real Name: Michael
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Good news: Got to spend a great couple days with my parents.
Bad News: my dad's health has taken a bad turn and is in the hospital down in Chico, California. |
| Sun Oct 04, 2020 9:15 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 13212 Real Name: Johnny 5
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Good news : Paid for 2$ of food, got about $20 of food because they gave me the wrong stuff and can't take it back.
Bad news: Had 2 people take a parking spot I was patiently waiting for. First person realized it and backed out, kudos to them. 2nd asshole cut me off and jumped into the spot as soon as 1st person was out. Bad news: As I'm backing into another space, fucking idiot decides to drive around ALL THE STOPPED CARS to try and pass at a high rate, narrowly missing me, then wants to look at me like I'm the idiot, when that cunt is driving on the wrong side of the road. Good news: Ballot is dropped in a box. _________________ NO DISASSEMBLE!  Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." If you feel like I've helped you out, feel free to 'buy me a cup of coffee'... https://paypal.me/XTS5000 |
| Tue Oct 20, 2020 2:29 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Delaware County, PA Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 5092
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TechnoWeenie wrote: Good news : Paid for 2$ of food, got about $20 of food because they gave me the wrong stuff and can't take it back. Bad news: Had 2 people take a parking spot I was patiently waiting for. First person realized it and backed out, kudos to them. 2nd asshole cut me off and jumped into the spot as soon as 1st person was out. Bad news: As I'm backing into another space, fucking idiot decides to drive around ALL THE STOPPED CARS to try and pass at a high rate, narrowly missing me, then wants to look at me like I'm the idiot, when that cunt is driving on the wrong side of the road. Good news: Ballot is dropped in a box. EDIT Bad news: ballot is mysteriously lost in the mail. Good news: Found a few months later in a ditch. Bad news: election is already over and everything is on fire. _________________ Tito Ortiz wrote: I train 6 days a week. 5 days a week I’ll train 3 days a week. One of those days I will train 2 days of the week. So 6 days a week I will train. Tod wrote: Gay people, transsexuals who wanna bring their dicks into little girl's locker rooms have had more fighting spirit than that and have fought for and WON their fights in this nation. When a guy who wants to get fucked up his ass with a big cock has more fighting spirit than an American gun owner who should stand in defense of our Constitutional Rights, we're in trouble. Somebody make that a sig line.   |
| Tue Oct 20, 2020 2:37 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 13212 Real Name: Johnny 5
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Eddie Dean wrote: TechnoWeenie wrote: Good news : Paid for 2$ of food, got about $20 of food because they gave me the wrong stuff and can't take it back. Bad news: Had 2 people take a parking spot I was patiently waiting for. First person realized it and backed out, kudos to them. 2nd asshole cut me off and jumped into the spot as soon as 1st person was out. Bad news: As I'm backing into another space, fucking idiot decides to drive around ALL THE STOPPED CARS to try and pass at a high rate, narrowly missing me, then wants to look at me like I'm the idiot, when that cunt is driving on the wrong side of the road. Good news: Ballot is dropped in a box. EDIT Bad news: ballot is mysteriously lost in the mail. Good news: Found a few months later in a ditch. Bad news: election is already over and everything is on fire. lol _________________ NO DISASSEMBLE! Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." If you feel like I've helped you out, feel free to 'buy me a cup of coffee'... https://paypal.me/XTS5000 |
| Tue Oct 20, 2020 2:39 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: UP Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 13030 Real Name: George Bailey
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BN: New shooters thread turned into a shit show GN: It was shut down the fuck..............? Not commenting on the downside of shutting it down, I'd a done it two pages in...it got confrontational early......just WTF? _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson JohnMBrowning wrote: WOW - its really soft - my butthole is so happy! Pablo wrote: Keep YOUR bulge in the drywall to yourself then. |
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