Good News - Bad News Thread

[MadPick]

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My brother said that that q-tip is the same length as the one they use to check a pecker for gongareeeah....

Said when tested ..he passed out.

Is your brother a drama queen? I have had that test 4 times now, it's not that bad.

Yeah, but when you take a gonorrhea test, they don't use the long Q-tip.





Oh. We're talking COVID testing?

[usrifle]

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My brother said that that q-tip is the same length as the one they use to check a pecker for gongareeeah....

Said when tested ..he passed out.

Is your brother a drama queen? I have had that test 4 times now, it's not that bad.

Yeah, but when you take a gonorrhea test, they don't use the long Q-tip.





Oh. We're talking COVID testing?

Fucker..... You been talking to my Wife?

[hkcavalier]

Classic WaGuns...my post about COVID turns into a discussion about y'all's diseased penises in just a couple hours.

[usrifle]

Classic WaGuns...my post about COVID turns into a discussion about y'all's diseased penises in just a couple hours.

Well, Jim started it. Then MadPenis took it to another level.

Hope you are ok.

[beckdw]

I always lose my sense of taste and smell with a really bad cold. That's why chicken soup is the only thing that sounds good to eat even though I can't taste it.

Losing a sense of taste and smell is common with colds when you're all stuffed up.

But I'm not stuffy at all, and it's a total loss. I put a drop of lemon oil on my tongue...nothing. Even with a stuffy nose, usually you can detect very strong "basic" flavors like salty, sweet, acidic, bitter, etc.

I still crave certain foods, which is a good sign, I just can't taste 'em.

That's pretty much how my 'Rona went. Loss of smell, and a couple days of feeling like garbage. No real fever to speak of (felt feverish but temp stayed below 99) and very little congestion unlike when I have the flu or cold.

[golddigger14s]

Bad: The wife works from home through the internet, she was working Sunday so that she can have a 4 day weekend with me for Thanksgiving. She heard a strange noise outside and her internet connection went dead. The freaking dog had chewed the wires. I tried to reconnect the wires to no avail.
Good: Fortunately my phone has hotspot capability. So she was back to work in a few minutes. The internet people came out this morning and did the repair for free.

[AR15L]

Bad: The wife works from home through the internet, she was working Sunday so that she can have a 4 day weekend with me for Thanksgiving. She heard a strange noise outside and her internet connection went dead. The freaking dog had chewed the wires. I tried to reconnect the wires to no avail.
Good: Fortunately my phone has hotspot capability. So she was back to work in a few minutes. The internet people came out this morning and did the repair for free.

Bad news: someone shot the dog.

[Selador]

Bad: The wife works from home through the internet, she was working Sunday so that she can have a 4 day weekend with me for Thanksgiving. She heard a strange noise outside and her internet connection went dead. The freaking dog had chewed the wires. I tried to reconnect the wires to no avail.
Good: Fortunately my phone has hotspot capability. So she was back to work in a few minutes. The internet people came out this morning and did the repair for free.

Bad news: someone shot the dog.

Good news. It was the neighbor's dog.

[TechnoWeenie]

Bad news: It wasn't a dog, it was a bird. His eyesight is worse than he thought.

[Sparky D]

Good News: So far, everything regarding my Kidney transplant is looking good. Doctors are happy with my labs.

Bad news: I looked at my EOB from the insurance company. Total cost of the surgery? $184, 017.34!!!

Great News: I reached my out of pocket maximum back in March. Zero cost to me.

[usrifle]

Good News: So far, everything regarding my Kidney transplant is looking good. Doctors are happy with my labs.

Bad news: I looked at my EOB from the insurance company. Total cost of the surgery? $184, 017.34!!!

Great News: I reached my out of pocket maximum back in March. Zero cost to me.

Great news!

[Arisaka]

Good News: So far, everything regarding my Kidney transplant is looking good. Doctors are happy with my labs.

Bad news: I looked at my EOB from the insurance company. Total cost of the surgery? $184, 017.34!!!

Great News: I reached my out of pocket maximum back in March. Zero cost to me.

A bargain at any cost!

[Traut]

Good News: So far, everything regarding my Kidney transplant is looking good. Doctors are happy with my labs.

Bad news: I looked at my EOB from the insurance company. Total cost of the surgery? $184, 017.34!!!

Great News: I reached my out of pocket maximum back in March. Zero cost to me.

Somebody's money well spent! It's hard to get anywhere near that kind of return on investments these days. Have a good Thanksgiving!

[AR15L]

Good news: More new members here.
Bad news: All the screen names are in blue.

[golddigger14s]

Good news: More new members here.
Bad news: All the screen names are in blue.

YUP