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VJ Lube for a handgun?

Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:52 pm

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim ... ced-902843
-A woman who had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina at the time of her arrest last year has been sentenced to two years in state prison on weapons and heroin possession charges, Illinois court records show.

Anika Witt, 27, was sentenced last month after pleading guilty to a pair of felony charges as part of a plea agreement that required her to testify against a codefendant.

Jailed since her arrest last September, Witt faced a maximum of ten years on the gun charge and 15 years for narcotics possession. While sentenced to two years in state prison, Witt has been credited for the eight months she spent in the McLean County lockup.

Witt and a male acquaintance were busted following a traffic stop on Interstate 55 just north of Bloomington. A search of the duo’s car turned up heroin and Ecstasy, cops reported.

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Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:00 pm

icon_eek

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:00 pm

Egads... Good thing that 'Slide Glide' has already been copyrighted... Otherwise I'd be afraid what new products might come to market as a result of this

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:59 pm

Anika. Huh, sounds.....Swedish. :)

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:02 pm

I'm surprised it wasn't a kristi-lynn or Amber...

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:18 pm

She's just lucky it wasn't a glock 43.

Those things will shoot your junk off.

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:02 pm

And....

What's victory over Japan lube?

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:33 pm

that chicks vagina must be very loose

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:42 am

Ops wrote:that chicks vagina must be very loose

So loose the last guy "down" there said "My,you have a large vagina My, you have a large vagina My, you have a large vagina" and Anika said "You don't have to say 3 times!!!" and he replies "I didn't".

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:13 am

I'm surprised it was a Kimber. She looks more like a Hi-Point girl. icon_eek

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:27 am

Mentions her discharge date ....probably been discharging all along.

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:43 pm

Well, while we are on the subject. this guy had a gun in his Ass. icon_eek

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/alabama ... ers-829043

Re: VJ Lube for a handgun?

Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:49 pm

usrifle wrote:Well, while we are on the subject. this guy had a gun in his Ass. icon_eek

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/alabama ... ers-829043

It was only a .380, so that's ok.
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