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[jukk0u]

Crawl in the wrong sack?

http://komonews.com/news/local/police-s ... with-woman

[RENCORP]

He would never do that - because if he did, the Princess would truss him up like a Christmas pig, and slow roast him in the oven.

The Balrog would shove the apple in his mouth, and power nail whole cloves all over his sorry ass prior to oven.

[AR15L]

He would never do that - because if he did, the Princess would truss him up like a Christmas pig, and slow roast him in the oven.

The Balrog would shove the apple in his mouth, and power nail whole cloves all over his sorry ass prior to oven.

I'm thinking open flame myself.

[PMB]

The roommate and the friend said they were hanging out in the shop on the property when the suspect, who they had never seen before, walked into the shop “like he owned the place.”

They make me sound arrogant. I was polite.
Also, I was wearing blue shorts. Journalists.

[lionhrt]

Don`t judge it`s not like everyone hasn`t woken up in a strange place after a few after work drinks.

[PMB]

Right? Small towns, blow the tiniest thing up to "newsworthy."