F U Costco

[Guntrader]

My kids won't eat the Kirkland beef or polish dogs.
I usually just get them turkey franks, which I won't eat.
(Ugh. Mechanically separated and pulverized beaks, assholes, bones, and feet.
Pretty much everything from a turkey you can't sell to anyone else)

[RockHopper]

I also enjoy all that fried shit at the gas station. Polish sausages and hot dogs don’t reallu hit their flavor peak until they’ve revolved for more than a single shift. You know they’ve reached the flavor peak when they shrivel up and start gettin crunchy on ends. Ambrosia!!

[Pablo]

Not really a living food snob but Costco prepared food doesn’t do it for me. Yes I do eat sausages and such.

[old11bravo]

they also are trying to get rid of the very berry.

they need picketers out from in issaquah

Gotta admire a guy who knows how to pick the really important battles in life!

[AR15L]

Yes I do eat sausages and such.

Good tag line stuff.

[Raygun74]

the polish keeps being a new meal everytime you burp

This has been my experience as well

[TechnoWeenie]

the polish keeps being a new meal everytime you burp

Hah.

Ain't that the truth.

Polish with deli mustard, onions, and sauerkraut.... yumm


Since I used to work at costco, I had time to get creative...

My fav dog is red pepper, Parmesan, light ketchup, and onions....


The al pastor salad was OK for the first few bites, but you very quickly started to taste wet cardboard...

Has nothing to do with healthy options....

Has to do with being able to charge more... a 5$ fruit bowl? Really? replacing the $1.29 smoothie with a $2.99 smoothie?

[CQBgopher]

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[Pablo]

Yes I do eat sausages and such.

Good tag line stuff.

Run with it. Love me some weiswurst.

[Chip]

the polish keeps being a new meal everytime you burp

Hah.
Ain't that the truth.
Polish with deli mustard, onions, and sauerkraut.... yumm
Since I used to work at costco, I had time to get creative...
My fav dog is red pepper, Parmesan, light ketchup, and onions....
The al pastor salad was OK for the first few bites, but you very quickly started to taste wet cardboard...
Has nothing to do with healthy options....
Has to do with being able to charge more... a 5$ fruit bowl? Really? replacing the $1.29 smoothie with a $2.99 smoothie?

Ah, so I'm not the only one that did the parmesan, red pepper, and onions on the dogs! I got a couple strange looks at certain locations that kept the parm & pep behind the counter....
And I agree with comments about the polish being a zombie meal. That's why, if you're going to taste it several more times, you may as well make it taste better all 3 times!

[Caveman Jim]

We haven't been in a Costco for about 4 years & the only thing I miss is the chicken bake. I know they are now available at some stores but they just don't taste the same.

[Chip]

And for the record, I have been mad at them ever since they stopped selling the pretzels. Parmesan pretzel FTW!!

[WaJim]

Tubular mystery meat....

Wonder how many Joey could eat In Ten minutes

[Motivated]

You can't get more anti-2A then Costco.

Eff them in the squeakhole with a barbwire wrapped pineapple.

You're a chump if you shop there.

[Ops]

always packing in Costco, no issues.