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Site Supporter   Location: In my Cave near the Cloquallum Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2013 Posts: 8512 Real Name: Jim Sr. 
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WaJim wrote: AR15L wrote: Guntrader wrote: "The I-5 southbound collector-distributor on-ramp from Spring Street was blocked after the crash, causing a 10-mile backup." Should have just thrown the dumb shit in the back of the dump truck. I wrote something to that affect on facespace. Some libs didn't like it.  Safe to say he was "Collected and Distributed". Picking up the pieces is gonna take a while. And you're not gonna need a dump truck...street sweeper be more aprepo. I thought all paramedics and fireman that respond to these type of incidence carried spatulas, spatulas are good for picking up the little pieces....   _________________ "You are either with us...as Americans. Or, You are against us. There is no IN BETWEEN." ??? "We cannot negotiate with those who say, 'What's mine is mine, and what's yours is negotiable.'" JFK "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety” -Ben Franklin MadPick wrote: I don't think you beat your children enough. |
| Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:36 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Shelton Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2013 Posts: 5860
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"hey let's cross the super busy freeway in front of a fucking dump truck"
-dead guy |
| Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:25 am |
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In Memoriam  Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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Rix86 wrote: "hey let's cross the super busy freeway in front of a fucking dump truck" -dead guy Deer have been doing it for years _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
| Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:01 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Shelton Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2013 Posts: 5860
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Not whole drunk and stoned, though
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| Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:46 am |
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In Memoriam Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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Rix86 wrote: Not whole drunk and stoned, though Yeah, they're sober and run faster. Nuts for trying, but sober. _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
| Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:03 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13843 Real Name: Mike
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The jokes practically write themselves. It's like a variant on the "guy walks into a bar" joke. So a bum walks onto the freeway, dump truck looks at him and says "HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNK.......SMACK!"
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| Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:35 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Maple valley Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 Posts: 3694
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Somehow I just don’t feel a thing for the idiot. One less bum is all.
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| Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:05 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 19173 Real Name: Johnny 5
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zombie66 wrote: This thread delivers.... So did the dump truck...just reallllyyy late.. _________________ NO DISASSEMBLE! Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." |
| Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:08 am |
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 Site Supporter  Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 18059 Real Name: Chuck
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It may sound funny, but this was a human being. He may have been homeless, but he may also had family. Yes he effed up, but he was a person. A lot of us have made poor decisions in the past (I know I have), and survived. Making "fun" of this event should qualify for a thread lock.
_________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux |
| Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:03 am |
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