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 Armless bum stabs tourist with scissors held between toes. 
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I'd really like to see a video of that.
If he keeps that up, he's going to give bums a bad name.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/ ... 92415.html

But on Tuesday, just after midnight, Miami Beach police say that Crenshaw stabbed one of those tourists. Crenshaw, police say, used a pair of scissors he clutched with his feet to stab Cesar Coronado, 22, who was visiting Miami Beach from Chicago.

In 2011, Miami New Times profiled Crenshaw. The street artist told the weekly paper nothing about how he came to lack arms but said he was born in Alabama and moved around a lot with his mother, who, he claimed, fed him rat poison. He also told New Times that he impregnated many women, including pop star Gloria Estefan, who, he said, gave birth to 200 of his children.

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Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:34 am
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Wtf? Next thing it will be hobos with shotguns.

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Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:22 am
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Pablo wrote:
Wtf? Next thing it will be hobos with shotguns.

I watched that movie


Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:36 am
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Isn't this the area where some homeless tweaker ate the face off someone?

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Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:39 am
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Rix86 wrote:
Pablo wrote:
Wtf? Next thing it will be hobos with shotguns.

I watched that movie


Me too.
Still remember the manhole lids they put around peoples necks.

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Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:04 am
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FFFFFFFFFFLORIDA MAAAAN!

That is all.

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Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:33 am
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Guntrader wrote:
Rix86 wrote:
Pablo wrote:
Wtf? Next thing it will be hobos with shotguns.

I watched that movie


Me too.
Still remember the manhole lids they put around peoples necks.



they put the LIDS around folks' necks... how does that work?

EDIT: Oh.. I see...

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Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:32 pm
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Up there with El Super Beasto
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419724/

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Does the victim now have athletes foot?


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Does the victim now have athletes foot?

Athletes foot is nothing to joke about.
Never had it until 2009 or so,
Went down the coast touring lighthouses, stopped in Oregon at a campsite, used the shower.
WTF, thought about it but who needs shower shoes?
Apparently I do.
Took two different meds and several months to get rid of it, one on the feet and another between the toes.

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Pablo wrote:
Isn't this the area where some homeless tweaker ate the face off someone?


Miami. Bath salts........

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/face-eat ... d=16470389

He ded now.

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Except there were no " bath salts" involved.
He was just fucking wacko


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Except there were no " bath salts" involved.
He was just fucking wacko


Well at least he had that going for him.

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