Army To Lower Divorce Rates...

[RocketScott]

...By Training Soldiers Not To Marry Strippers

https://www.duffelblog.com/2015/11/army-divorce-stripper-marriages/

Money shot:

It turns out, instead, there’s a very high correlation between the frequency of a spouse removing their clothes in exchange for money and the divorce rate.

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[Guntrader]

Good military parody site.
I like the one about the new French minesweeper that will will be staffed entirely by mimes to ensure silence.

[golddigger14s]

Milley continued, “We also saw a spike in divorces when the spouse regularly uses methamphetamine and stays away from home for days at a time. We are still looking into this other phenomena.”

[hkcavalier]

Sadly, the phenomena are NOT satire.

Almost as bad were the dudes who married the town bicycle and brought them to a base with 50,000 young, in-shape guys.

[Guntrader]

Knew a guy who ran security at a strip club.
Used to bang a lot of strippers but said "Never get involved in their personal lives and don't believe anything they ever say."

[WaJim]

In Rates...... do they mean how much they cost?

Cuz it dont matter. Its worth every penny.

[AR15L]

In Rates...... do they mean how much they cost?

Cuz it dont matter. Its worth every penny.

'specially if you get her to pay for everything.

[golddigger14s]

Need to google strip joints in Lawton.

Damn, only one:
https://www.google.com/search?q=strip%2 ... :1,lf_ui:1

[Ops]

the women have needs