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Army To Lower Divorce Rates...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:31 pm
by RocketScott
...By Training Soldiers Not To Marry Strippers
https://www.duffelblog.com/2015/11/army-divorce-stripper-marriages/Money shot:
It turns out, instead, there’s a very high correlation between the frequency of a spouse removing their clothes in exchange for money and the divorce rate.
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Re: Army To Lower Divorce Rates...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:40 pm
by Guntrader
Good military parody site.
I like the one about the new French minesweeper that will will be staffed entirely by mimes to ensure silence.
Re: Army To Lower Divorce Rates...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:37 pm
by golddigger14s
Milley continued, “We also saw a spike in divorces when the spouse regularly uses methamphetamine and stays away from home for days at a time. We are still looking into this other phenomena.”
Re: Army To Lower Divorce Rates...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:56 pm
by hkcavalier
Sadly, the phenomena are NOT satire.
Almost as bad were the dudes who married the town bicycle and brought them to a base with 50,000 young, in-shape guys.
Re: Army To Lower Divorce Rates...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:20 pm
by Guntrader
Knew a guy who ran security at a strip club.
Used to bang a lot of strippers but said "Never get involved in their personal lives and don't believe anything they ever say."
Re: Army To Lower Divorce Rates...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:30 pm
by WaJim
In Rates...... do they mean how much they cost?
Cuz it dont matter. Its worth every penny.
Re: Army To Lower Divorce Rates...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:39 pm
by AR15L
WaJim wrote:In Rates...... do they mean how much they cost?
Cuz it dont matter. Its worth every penny.
'specially if you get her to pay for everything.
Re: Army To Lower Divorce Rates...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:41 pm
by golddigger14s
Re: Army To Lower Divorce Rates...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:15 pm
by Ops
the women have needs