someone you've just met?


I once hired a young woman for counter sales... during a lull in the first day she felt compelled to tell me about a day when she was at home in her room at her folks house...

her dad popped in and told her he was leaving and he shut her door behind him as he left...

She had gotten into the habit of draping clothes hangers over the door (the top of the door? over the door knob? I can't recall) but when he closed the door it jammed shut on the clothes hanger(s) and she was locked inside...

Her body soon thereafter urged her to attend to Nature's call, but she found herself locked inside her second story bedroom and in her dire need resorted to the use of a shoebox...(this is a true story)

Needless to say I was dumbfounded ...not only that she felt comfortable sharing the most intimate details of her errant BM with a near stranger, but also that she would offer the tale to her employer (me.)

What have you been told by new acquaintances?

" I just got out of jail. I get the most pussy right after I get out"
Random guy walking past my house.

Moved into my current house and, as usual, introduced myself to the neighbors. Now, I never bothered looking this up b/c the search terms are so generic and it would take hours - well, actually I briefly looked and found nothing and abandoned my search. But here's what one fellow told me, and he was an otherwise good trustworthy neighbor.

So, I go over and introduce myself, ask about the area, etc. He volunteers that some time fairly recently (at that time) he had some home invaders and he took one out with his 12 gauge loaded with buckshot. I took that to mean he killed one, which I think he expressly said.

I don't know if true. It's possible he made that up to "warn" me. But he was a very normal average guy and not prone to trying to intimidate and I never had issues with him and he was always very friendly. It's possibly he fabricated it. Or it's possible it happened. I just don't know but it was an interesting "first conversation" with the fellow.

The first words out of a Latina’s mouth (not the YL). “I want to have your babies, Papi.”

It was the Dreads....

I had a Redhead on Halloween tell me her carpet didn't match her drapes within 2 minutes of the start of the conversation, mainly because she said she didn't have any carpet.
I was in full Jack Sparrow Costume mode though, and apparently Women Love Jack Sparrow.
I shit you not, they loved that Costume. Wish i knew that years ago.

I was at a wedding. Went to the bar to get drinks. A guy starts talking to me. Says he recently joined the Sheriffs department. Then says the only reason he joined is because he wants to kill people.

Back in the day, a gal I Just met at a bar declared that she wanted me to tie her up and give her the butt sex

That kind of thing probably happens to you guys all the time, but it was a first for me

Nope....That one would be a new one on me.

So.....Did you?

I had a roommate back in the day who had the opposite happen to him... The offer... not the act... I think....

Totally, me too

It was a dude though


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I had a chick I had just hired tell me about how her BF cheated on her and gave her VD, and she only had a couple more days of pills to take....

I hired a girl, and since I had a strict policy of not sleeping with employees she quit. Ethical problem solved.

Was introduced by my girlfriend's (back in the early 60's) friend to HER friend. First words after the basic "hello's" was "I'm spending the night at your place tonight". The "Date" hadn't even started yet.


FWIW, for about 3 weeks back then I had all three of them "visiting" on different nights of the week. From time to time over the years a recurring fantasy was to have all three of theml show up on the same night.

I'm not sure I would have stuck around to see if the pills worked.