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Pooping Poll.....You know you want to
Pooping Poll.....You know you want to
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Site Supporter   Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28460 Real Name: Ace Winky 
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old11bravo wrote: Squirt gun bidet. Is that a party game? _________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:30 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Lacey Joined: Wed Jul 11, 2012 Posts: 920 Real Name: Deke
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dan360 wrote: Sitting down or standing, depends on the situation. Mostly while seated though for three key reasons. 1. I am forced to shit a lot in porta shitters and there isn’t room to stand up turn around do the hokey pokey and wipe it all around. And if there is room, like those big fancy handicapped ones, it brings me to #2. No pun intended. If you make excessive movements while wiping, or shitting, it clues your asshole co workers that there is a struggle happening in real time and they are usually always inquisitive enough to come see what’s up, ending normally in a “rock the dumbfuck in the porta shitter session” that does NOT help with #3. If you stand up the smell is already bad and now you’ve opened Pandora’s box-no pun intended again-and run the risk of gagging at whatever you have stirred up by breaking the surface tension of the blue and goo mixture with your pad Thai byproduct. Plus if you slip and fall while trying to stand up and wipe it could be really shitty. Imagine falling down hitting your head and needing EMS finish the wiping. Fucking terrible. Stay seated people. I, laughed so hard at this, because its so true!! As a guy who has worked construction for 17yrs now, this is SO SPOT ON!!!  |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:48 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Rainier Joined: Sat Jun 28, 2014 Posts: 1513 Real Name: Darryl
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Pablo wrote: Wipe? Why? I thought that is what underware was for |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:58 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2011 Posts: 13515 Real Name: JP
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Some of you old guys cannot participate in this survey. it doesn't count when you shit in your adult diaper.
_________________ Yes I Do Have A Beautiful Daughter.. I Also Have A Gun, A Shovel, & An Alibi |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:05 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Nisqually Valley Joined: Wed Oct 5, 2016 Posts: 4982
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Sit down, spread them cheeks and pray for a clean fallout. Clean up any mess while still spread.
If you stand up your gonna squeeze that pinch out past the pucker. Not a good cleanup. Keep n mind while folding, Observe direction of paper. TP is strongest across the grain of the roll. So turn that folded paper sideways after folding and you have the most tear resistant combo. Wipe with the direction of the roll/fold and you will be washing a finger or two. |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:36 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Nisqually Valley Joined: Wed Oct 5, 2016 Posts: 4982
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golddigger14s wrote: Sometimes standing up is required for physical limitations. Field goal wipe? #Dukeysabled |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:39 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2011 Posts: 13515 Real Name: JP
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Ok since were on this subject.............
Toilet paper: Roll over the top, or roll under? _________________ Yes I Do Have A Beautiful Daughter.. I Also Have A Gun, A Shovel, & An Alibi |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:41 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 18058 Real Name: Chuck
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L_O_G wrote: Ok since were on this subject............. Toilet paper: Roll over the top, or roll under? Mut be OVER! _________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:12 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Tulsa, Ok Joined: Mon Nov 25, 2013 Posts: 2336 Real Name: Jeremy
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golddigger14s wrote: L_O_G wrote: Ok since were on this subject............. Toilet paper: Roll over the top, or roll under? Mut be OVER! +10000000 Communists go under |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:43 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Lacey Joined: Wed Jul 11, 2012 Posts: 920 Real Name: Deke
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RockHopper wrote: golddigger14s wrote: L_O_G wrote: Ok since were on this subject............. Toilet paper: Roll over the top, or roll under? Mut be OVER! +10000000 Communists go under |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:52 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: WA/MT Joined: Thu Sep 6, 2012 Posts: 8438
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| Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:21 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Bellingham Canada Joined: Thu Jan 3, 2013 Posts: 4995 Real Name: Josheewa
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L_O_G wrote: Ok since were on this subject............. Toilet paper: Roll over the top, or roll under? U.S. patent from 1891 says over the top. Not really debatable. https://www.cnet.com/news/why-an-1891-t ... -facebook/ _________________ It must be frustrating always being the smartest person in the room.-Jagerbomber35 Divided we fall. |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:28 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Maple valley Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 Posts: 3693
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What is this wiping thing you all speak of?
Just kidding!!! I’m wipe, fold, wipe, drop repeat as needed guy |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:07 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Lacey Joined: Wed Jul 11, 2012 Posts: 920 Real Name: Deke
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vic_b wrote: What is this wiping thing you all speak of? Just kidding!!! I’m wipe, fold, wipe, drop repeat as needed guy But while sitting ,or do you stand first??? |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:23 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13843 Real Name: Mike
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Hell I go from half squat wipe to one foot on the counter spread eagle full cavitational cleaning.
No such thing as too clean, especially when you sweat as much as I do. _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
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