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Pooping Poll.....You know you want to
Pooping Poll.....You know you want to
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Site Supporter   Location: Lynden Joined: Sun Jan 12, 2014 Posts: 725 Real Name: Brian 
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Against my better judgment.. We rented a condo in Hawaii a few years ago. It had the full Japanese style robo undercarriage cleaning system. Or what ever its called.
Using the remote, one could direct a concentrated spray, a fan style rinse mode, then a heated air blow dry. You frakkers can pull my man card, but I gotta say- I liked it... Got home and went to order one- $3-5 K!!??! Still trying to talk the wife into it... So I fold and sit... |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:22 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: I-5 /512 Joined: Thu Dec 8, 2011 Posts: 15489 Real Name: chris
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now its gonna be front to back or back to front......underhand or overhand.....
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| Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:36 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13843 Real Name: Mike
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Bxc53 wrote: Against my better judgment.. We rented a condo in Hawaii a few years ago. It had the full Japanese style robo undercarriage cleaning system. Or what ever its called. Using the remote, one could direct a concentrated spray, a fan style rinse mode, then a heated air blow dry. You frakkers can pull my man card, but I gotta say- I liked it... Got home and went to order one- $3-5 K!!??! Still trying to talk the wife into it... So I fold and sit... That sounds pretty nice! _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:51 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: WA/MT Joined: Thu Sep 6, 2012 Posts: 8438
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Last edited by CQBgopher on Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:52 pm, edited 1 time in total. |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everett Joined: Mon Apr 22, 2013 Posts: 3420 Real Name: Ron
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Tell me this "shit" aint the way to go! No fuss no muss. No more seemingly eternal wiping until you produce a clean paper wipe at wipe #50, 000 on one of "those" days.
Clearly the most hygienic and thorough method of getting one bung hole sanitized. |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:09 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: King County Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2014 Posts: 4012
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Bxc53 wrote: Against my better judgment.. We rented a condo in Hawaii a few years ago. It had the full Japanese style robo undercarriage cleaning system. Or what ever its called. Using the remote, one could direct a concentrated spray, a fan style rinse mode, then a heated air blow dry. You frakkers can pull my man card, but I gotta say- I liked it... Got home and went to order one- $3-5 K!!??! Still trying to talk the wife into it... So I fold and sit... I was at my buddies, and the neighbors came over looking for wrenches. I asked what for, because for water pipes you need pipe wrenches. She hung her head and said it was for a bidet. I tried to offer my support and help her not feel ashamed. The best way to clean your ass after a dump is to take a shower. Soap and water. If you got some shit on your face or arm, would you use paper to clean it up? lol Wash that shit off with soap and water. The real question is, have you ever gone back into the bathroom, to get a 2nd wipe in? Because as you were walking around, you realized the 1st wasn't good enough. Don't bother lying. I know the result is 100%. |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:31 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28460 Real Name: Ace Winky
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Some forums ban poop threads. Unsure why.
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:36 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Central FL Joined: Sun Apr 7, 2013 Posts: 3207
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Take Metamucil on a daily basis and you can be a one and done wiper. Stuff is a miracle powder...
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| Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:24 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 13411 Real Name: Steve
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Sinus211 wrote: Hell I go from half squat wipe to one foot on the counter spread eagle full cavitational cleaning. No such thing as too clean, especially when you sweat as much as I do. A serious visual no one needed... Unnecessary Roughness....flag thrown. Must be a COC violation, where's a Mod when you need one ?!? Oh, never mind... |
| Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:46 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: WA/MT Joined: Thu Sep 6, 2012 Posts: 8438
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Site Supporter Location: Maple valley Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 Posts: 3693
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Acpguy wrote: vic_b wrote: What is this wiping thing you all speak of? Just kidding!!! I’m wipe, fold, wipe, drop repeat as needed guy But while sitting ,or do you stand first??? I do a one cheek raise, I am proud to say that since my work injury I am an ambidextrous wiper now! |
| Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:23 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Hoodsport/Shelton Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 3374 Real Name: Don
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edogg wrote: Take Metamucil on a daily basis and you can be a one and done wiper. Stuff is a miracle powder... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk This...good, solid ends. No taper or drawn out residuals. Sink like a rock usually...no floaters. Depending on the fat content of the food that was processed. If you have floaters...to much fat in your diet.  _________________ "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living". -- Travis A Kisner |
| Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:00 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Rainier Joined: Sat Jun 28, 2014 Posts: 1513 Real Name: Darryl
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No taper...….You need taper or your asshole will slam shut
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Site Supporter  Location: Tulsa, Ok Joined: Mon Nov 25, 2013 Posts: 2336 Real Name: Jeremy
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codfather wrote: No taper...….You need taper or your asshole will slam shut Hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:53 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009
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I like the clean breakers, where you only use 4 squares of toilet paper just for tradition, because you know you are coming up dry after the swipe.
And, nothing better than the morning Loch Ness Monster shit - where the head and neck of the monster are well above the waterline for a verified monster sighting, and you pray the flush will be strong enough to take the beast off down the pipe. _________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
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