It wont take long for him to win the “Softest Mouth” Award in Prison....

His o-ring will achieve maximum elasticity

Is that measured in FPS?

That would be his other end, the ogive.

Before or after his 'Tune Up?'

He's 23? The actual fuck? He looks like...I mean, he's so petite. No facial hair even. He looks like my Sam (17 1/2) could benchpress him. And he's wearing like four shirts in that picture--nobody around to give a damn what he looks like or if he has clean clothes. Plus he needs a proper haircut. I feel both anger and sorrow looking at that mugshot.

Where is his mum? Why was he allowed to post that kind of stuff on FB? My boys don't even have FB accounts, or Twitter accounts, or any other social media accounts except for Instagram--and yes, I check, and often. I don't understand these parents. I mean, it's not like there's much to do in Okanogan County, but that's even more reason to work aggressively keep your kids involved with the good activities.

And yah, it's PC, but let's stop with the prison rape jokes, maybe.

At 23 years of age I would hope his mother isn't still controlling his life.

Someone in the public defender's office will probably suggest he get a mental health evaluation. He might wind up in an institution instead of prison.

He is an avowed Marxist. I can only hope he gets what he wished to do to these sheriffs.

He will then be a good Marxist

I didn't mean to suggest that at 23, his mother should be "controlling" his life. G-d knows I don't control my boys' lives--not with all three being teenagers or almost-teenagers now--but they all know right from wrong, know that there are always at least two paths to any destination, and they know damn well how their mother will react if they should choose the wrong path.

I guess that's where the sorrow for the kid arrested comes in--at some point, probably early in his life, someone made the decision that something else was more important than his well-being. The choices we make for our children early on come back to haunt us as they pass into adulthood.