RENCORP wrote:
Women don't fart either.
That noise is almost always caused by barking spiders.
If your husband is not close by to blame, that is.................
If that's truly the case and barking spiders are the cause, then those spiders in my house are the size of a Shetland Pony
My wife can hold her own with anyone in a group of beer drinkers when it comes to "breaking wind". What's hilarious is when the dog is sitting in her lap and she let's one go, he jumps out of her lap, walks half way across the room, then turns around and sits there staring at her with a disgusted look.
FWIW, this has been happening ever since she had surgery for a blockage 10 years ago. Must have forgotten to reset the regulator or valve
As for the OP's rust problem, one cure is to get some Birchwood Casey Bluing like what's sold at Cabela's. The Gel type sold in a tube is great. Rub the muzzle with some 0000 steel wool, degrease with some brake-kleen, and then apply the gel with a Q-Tip. Follow the instructions for clean-up and further rust prevention.
This is why I prefer Stainless Steel barrels in ALL my firearms.