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Guntrader
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Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11595
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http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim ... ced-902843-A woman who had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina at the time of her arrest last year has been sentenced to two years in state prison on weapons and heroin possession charges, Illinois court records show. Anika Witt, 27, was sentenced last month after pleading guilty to a pair of felony charges as part of a plea agreement that required her to testify against a codefendant. Jailed since her arrest last September, Witt faced a maximum of ten years on the gun charge and 15 years for narcotics possession. While sentenced to two years in state prison, Witt has been credited for the eight months she spent in the McLean County lockup. Witt and a male acquaintance were busted following a traffic stop on Interstate 55 just north of Bloomington. A search of the duo’s car turned up heroin and Ecstasy, cops reported.
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Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:52 pm |
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golddigger14s
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Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17816
Real Name: Chuck
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_________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux
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Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:00 pm |
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GeekWithGuns
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Location: Round Rock, TX Joined: Thu Mar 5, 2015 Posts: 3899
Real Name: Dave
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Egads... Good thing that 'Slide Glide' has already been copyrighted... Otherwise I'd be afraid what new products might come to market as a result of this
_________________ There are dead horses yet to be slain.... - NWGunner
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Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:00 pm |
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8584
Real Name: Brian
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Anika. Huh, sounds.....Swedish. :)
_________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson
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Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:59 pm |
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TechnoWeenie
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Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 18446
Real Name: Johnny 5
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I'm surprised it wasn't a kristi-lynn or Amber...
_________________NO DISASSEMBLE!Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
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Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:02 pm |
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RocketScott
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Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11082
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She's just lucky it wasn't a glock 43.
Those things will shoot your junk off.
_________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
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Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:18 pm |
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TechnoWeenie
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Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 18446
Real Name: Johnny 5
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And....
What's victory over Japan lube?
_________________NO DISASSEMBLE!Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
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Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:02 pm |
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Ops
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Location: Piece/Clallam Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2012 Posts: 10688
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that chicks vagina must be very loose
_________________Yaki's - last journeyPromote a Growth Mindset. Don't let a fixed mindset not allow change for the better.
pow·er trip - noun - a self-aggrandizing quest for ever-increasing control over others.
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Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:33 pm |
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8584
Real Name: Brian
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Ops wrote: that chicks vagina must be very loose So loose the last guy "down" there said "My,you have a large vagina My, you have a large vagina My, you have a large vagina" and Anika said "You don't have to say 3 times!!!" and he replies "I didn't".
_________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson
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Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:42 am |
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golddigger14s
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Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17816
Real Name: Chuck
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I'm surprised it was a Kimber. She looks more like a Hi-Point girl.
_________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux
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Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:13 am |
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heymagic
Location: Elma Joined: Sun Sep 22, 2013 Posts: 420
Real Name: Gene
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Mentions her discharge date ....probably been discharging all along.
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Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:27 am |
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20771
Real Name: John
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Well, while we are on the subject. this guy had a gun in his Ass. http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/alabama ... ers-829043
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:43 pm |
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Arisaka
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Location: Tacoma Joined: Sat May 4, 2013 Posts: 6214
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It was only a .380, so that's ok.
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