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I find sh*t like this to be mean
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Site Supporter   Location: Spokane Joined: Tue Apr 12, 2011 Posts: 9645 Real Name: Hans Edlefreth III. 
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"My other ride is your mom." Saw that one today.
_________________ -A cowardly man thinks he will ever live, if warfare he avoids; but old age will give him no peace, though spears may spare him. "For I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I’ve lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment." -- John Steinbeck "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." -- Oscar Wilde "Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one." -- Marcus Aurelius "Now I'm off to check out Drew's dick." -- MadPick |
| Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:27 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Marysville, WA Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 Posts: 11570 Real Name: Mike
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How about
"Fat Chicks are harder to Kidnap" _________________ "I've learned from the Dog that an afternoon nap is a good thing" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother" - William Shakespeare |
| Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:18 am |
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 Location: Richland, WA Joined: Wed Aug 3, 2011 Posts: 664 Real Name: Dan
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I hate all this political correct BS. with that said;
Fat chicks are like buses, They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you ride one! LMAO |
| Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:53 pm |
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Site Supporter / FFL Dealer  Location: Kent Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2011 Posts: 4255
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AntonDRehling wrote: I hate all this political correct BS. with that said; Fat chicks are like buses, They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you ride one! LMAO Its less about political correct and more about IT PISSES ME OFF. I hate politically correct , its a joke, it actually does more to drive people apart than it does to bring them together _________________  CHECK OUT OUR NEW ESTORE WE can take credit cards plus 3% I AM AN FFL/NFA DEALER. EVERYTHING I SELL HAS PAPERWORK REQUIRED AND I AM FORCED TO CHARGE SALES TAX |
| Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:57 pm |
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Location: Richland, WA Joined: Wed Aug 3, 2011 Posts: 664 Real Name: Dan
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Yeah, My lovely wife is 5'5" and tips the scale at 190lbs, I love her more than anyone can discribe, but I still tell fat jokes. FYI, I am 5'10 and weight 225 and still laugh at fat jokes. Get thicker skin and get over it. Life is too short to be mad at stupid stuff.
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| Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:05 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Marysville, WA Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 Posts: 11570 Real Name: Mike
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AntonDRehling wrote: Yeah, My lovely wife is 5'5" and tips the scale at 190lbs, I love her more than anyone can discribe, but I still tell fat jokes. FYI, I am 5'10 and weight 225 and still laugh at fat jokes. Get thicker skin and get over it. Life is too short to be mad at stupid stuff. I have a family member that is definitely mis-proportioned when it comes to height and weight. She went out and bought a little pig that goes "oink, oink" when the refrigerator door is opened. Not everyone is overly sensitive about being too short for their weight. That said, another bumper sticker: "My Truck is Jacked 'cause Fat Chicks can't Jump". _________________ "I've learned from the Dog that an afternoon nap is a good thing" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother" - William Shakespeare |
| Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:50 am |
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 Location: Mountus Labias, WA, US fucking A Joined: Wed Nov 9, 2011 Posts: 3385 Real Name: Thomas Sal Lammy
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In all honesty, as much funning as we do at the expense of the thick.......
Dated some women who look like supermodels. After getting to know them, found em to be uglier than homemade sin. Dated some women who look like pumpkins. After getting to know them, found em to be extremely attractive. Kinda sad how our society judges the value of significant others based on appearance. A good woman is not something that can be spotted. _________________ Eating lead paint chips will give you diminished mental capacity. אני מזהה Supremo EL בחדר בחלק העליון של המדרגות ..... |
| Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:01 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Marysville, WA Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 Posts: 11570 Real Name: Mike
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tomy salami wrote: A good woman is not something that can be spotted. So what you're saying is that one should get as close and personal as possible to as many as they can? I can dig that  Now if I could just get my flux capacitor built so I can go back and relive my '20s  _________________ "I've learned from the Dog that an afternoon nap is a good thing" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother" - William Shakespeare |
| Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:27 am |
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Location: Mountus Labias, WA, US fucking A Joined: Wed Nov 9, 2011 Posts: 3385 Real Name: Thomas Sal Lammy
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Put more than one to the test...........often at the same time.
Testing to see how much chain I could be afforded and retesting to confirm results. The ones who tried to leash me, got to see the taillights. The ones who let me do my thang, got to see the headlights after a few weeks on the water. Fishing got my ass shitcanned more than once. Fishing made me shitcan a few also. Learned that this dog is most loyal when he has the longest leash. _________________ Eating lead paint chips will give you diminished mental capacity. אני מזהה Supremo EL בחדר בחלק העליון של המדרגות ..... |
| Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:04 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Index Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 12955 Real Name: Jeff
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tomy salami wrote: In all honesty, as much funning as we do at the expense of the thick....... Dated some women who look like supermodels. After getting to know them, found em to be uglier than homemade sin. Dated some women who look like pumpkins. After getting to know them, found em to be extremely attractive. Kinda sad how our society judges the value of significant others based on appearance. A good woman is not something that can be spotted. That deserved repeating ! _________________ -Jeff How can I help you, and/or make you smile, today? You are entitled to your opinion. You are not entitled to tell me what mine must be. Do justice. Love mercy. “I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ~ Richard P. Feynman |
| Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:08 pm |
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Location: Richland, WA Joined: Wed Aug 3, 2011 Posts: 664 Real Name: Dan
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tomy salami wrote: In all honesty, as much funning as we do at the expense of the thick....... Dated some women who look like supermodels. After getting to know them, found em to be uglier than homemade sin. Dated some women who look like pumpkins. After getting to know them, found em to be extremely attractive. Kinda sad how our society judges the value of significant others based on appearance. A good woman is not something that can be spotted. Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone |
| Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:39 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Marysville, WA Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 Posts: 11570 Real Name: Mike
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tomy salami wrote: Put more than one to the test...........often at the same time. Testing to see how much chain I could be afforded and retesting to confirm results. The ones who tried to leash me, got to see the taillights. The ones who let me do my thang, got to see the headlights after a few weeks on the water. Fishing got my ass shitcanned more than once. Fishing made me shitcan a few also. Learned that this dog is most loyal when he has the longest leash. Your mention of fishing brought back an old memory. I worked with a guy who every year took a vacation on Lake Powell. He loved to fish, drink beer, and have sex, all on his boat. One day he was fishing when his girlfriend of the moment decided to award him with some "oral attention". While she was doing her thing (or would that be more accurately "doing his thing?), he had a fish hit the lure. As he related it all, "how much better does life get. A "fish on" with one hand, a beer in the other, all while getting a BJ. Live sure is good". BTW, his "girlfriend of the moment" certainly didn't push the weight limits of his boat. _________________ "I've learned from the Dog that an afternoon nap is a good thing" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother" - William Shakespeare |
| Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:49 am |
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Location: Richland, WA Joined: Wed Aug 3, 2011 Posts: 664 Real Name: Dan
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That is just funny. Where has some people sense of humor gone? Some are just so uptight they will never enjoy life. Those who are the brunt of jokes need a thicker skin.
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Site Supporter  Location: Piece/Clallam Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2012 Posts: 10661
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Bikers are Pussies
 _________________  Yaki's - last journey Promote a Growth Mindset. Don't let a fixed mindset not allow change for the better. pow·er trip - noun - a self-aggrandizing quest for ever-increasing control over others. |
| Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:51 am |
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Location: Richland, WA Joined: Wed Aug 3, 2011 Posts: 664 Real Name: Dan
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deadshot2 wrote: AntonDRehling wrote: Yeah, My lovely wife is 5'5" and tips the scale at 190lbs, I love her more than anyone can discribe, but I still tell fat jokes. FYI, I am 5'10 and weight 225 and still laugh at fat jokes. Get thicker skin and get over it. Life is too short to be mad at stupid stuff. I have a family member that is definitely mis-proportioned when it comes to height and weight. She went out and bought a little pig that goes "oink, oink" when the refrigerator door is opened. Not everyone is overly sensitive about being too short for their weight. That said, another bumper sticker: "My Truck is Jacked 'cause Fat Chicks can't Jump". I installed new one ton leaf spring on my 3/4 ton truck and told my wife I had to till she lost weight. I didn't know she could punch so hard. LMAO |
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