All right, this was yesterday at about 3:00 p.m.
YOU: Merging from I-5 (northbound, I think?) onto 518, then you took the exit to the airport/99. Dark green Subaru with a WaGuns sticker in the back window, and you had a crazy-ass ZZ Top/metal-style beard.
ME: You didn't even see me, so it doesn't matter.
Anyone??