A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

Bravo, Sir, Bravo.

Funny, but quite inaccurate....

But don't let that detract from the joke....

OK, the tax payers are footing the bill and yes it's a joke but it aint that far off...........................

So are Americans only white people? I don't get it.

Nah, but don't want to get into the immigration debate...

Welfare is welfare though, and I'm against welfare... I'm also against illegal immigration, but legal immigrants are necessary in some areas...

being an immigrant myself, I pay more taxes than Some people here make in a year, but again that's not funny, the joke is though... so don't let reality ruin a good laugh...

I don't find this "joke" funny at all. Perhaps it's because I'm Canadian.

Would....it......help......if......it......were........typed.......slower?

OK, now that's some funny shit!!! Even that Criminal Rencorp would laugh at this!

now that is funny... only thing funnier if there was bacon thrown in somewhere...

And she thinks I'M a prick?!!!

Ok.....I'll fix it for you.




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