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RENCORP
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Canadian priorities. So, take off, eh ?
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Classic
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RENCORP wrote: Canadian priorities. So, take off, eh ? Hmmm didn't see handguns in the 1st picture.... Oh that's right, that's why you came to AMERICA  We got lots of TITS here although with the cold weather up there the nips are usually standing right up! California has more illegal aliens than Canada has population  But it sounded funny 
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RENCORP
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Classic wrote: RENCORP wrote: Canadian priorities. So, take off, eh ? Hmmm didn't see handguns in the 1st picture.... Oh that's right, that's why you came to AMERICA We got lots of TITS here although with the cold weather up there the nips are usually standing right up! California has more illegal aliens than Canada has population But it sounded funny Tits up north are real. Down here, most of them are plastic. Ewwww. Reminds me of when they were marketing milk in plastic bags you put in a pitcher, snipped a corner, and poured from. Plastic nasty milk bags.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year!
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SIG556
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Ok, turn in your fucking 'Canadian Card'. Fuckers take PRIDE in using those stupid milk sacks up there. You must not have been up there in a while or you're so old and crotchety you refuse to stay 'Canadian'.
The jig is up.
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RENCORP
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Milk got delivered by a uniformed milk man.
Came in glass quart bottles in wire bottle racks.
All of the cream was left in the milk to rise to the top of each bottle - it got poured off to use in coffee.
Cream came in pints and quarts separately, and was so thick, you could make like Jesus, and walk on the surface of it, easy.
It made killer whipping cream for pies hot out of the oven.
Butter was sweet, rich, and because everything was real, no hormones, additives, pollution, chemicals, or other crap, it was good for you to eat.
Cheese actually tasted like food, not artificial snot.
And, I am not a fucking sheep, so i don't have to follow the fucking Canadian or American herd of milk bag guzzling placid liberal weenie Prius 55 mph fast lane dipsticks in loving "progress".
I came from Canada, but i am a citizen of the world.
Independent, and proud of it.
Non political, non religious, and fucking well freedom loving motherfucking bacon eating whiskey swilling panty chasing sonovabitch, and proud of it.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year!
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You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control.
The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE
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SIG556
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7.5/10
Well directed, but lack of swear words. I expected more from your previous rant experience and elevated age.
I did give some extra credit because I agree and laughed.
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All I get is "Hey! I'm peeing in here!"
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SIG556 wrote: 7.5/10
Well directed, but lack of swear words. He is Canadian after all. Sent from my SM-N900V using Tapatalk
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RENCORP wrote: Classic wrote: RENCORP wrote: Canadian priorities. So, take off, eh ? Hmmm didn't see handguns in the 1st picture.... Oh that's right, that's why you came to AMERICA We got lots of TITS here although with the cold weather up there the nips are usually standing right up! California has more illegal aliens than Canada has population But it sounded funny Tits up north are real. Down here, most of them are plastic. Ewwww. Reminds me of when they were marketing milk in plastic bags you put in a pitcher, snipped a corner, and poured from. Plastic nasty milk bags. Uhh, can you seh Pamela Anderson? If you really believe Canada is the greatest country in the world, the door is to the north. "Citizen of the world"? I'd like to see that passport. But in all seriousness, Canada is a great place to visit... But you don't want to get sick there. Sent from FBHO! using tinfoil and satellites
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RENCORP wrote: The greatest country in the world is turning 148 this year. And while Canadians are generally considered to be polite, under-the-radar type folks, Canada has given the world some of its greatest inventions. In honour of Canada Day, here are 50 of Canada's greatest gifts to the world:
Insulin (as a diabetes treatment) - invented by Frederick Banting, Charles Best and James Collip in 1922
Superman - Created by Canadian-born artist Joe Shuster and American writer Jerry Siegel in 1932
Basketball - invented by James Naismith in 1891 Meh... sports are boring... and it could be argued they just got drunk and screwed up the native game.
Standard time - introduced by Sir Sandford Fleming in 1878 A Scottsman
Canola - created in the early 1970s by Keith Downey and Baldur R. Stefansson
AM Radio - invented by Reginald Fessenden in 1906
The snowmobile - invented by Joseph-Armand Bombardier in 1937
Poutine Fries topped with gravy and cheese curds... I'll pass. It's one of those regional things.
Nanaimo bars
Smarties
Crispy Crunch
Coffee Crisp
Walkie-Talkies - invented by Donald L. Hings and Alfred J. Gross in 1942
The prosthetic hand - invented by Helmut Lucas in 1971
The snowblower - invented by Arthur Sicard in 1925
The foghorn - invented by Robert Foulis in 1854
SONAR - invented by Reginald Fessenden
The goalie mask - invented by Jacques Plante in 1959 It's for hockey... Who cares?
IMAX - co-invented by Roman Kroitor in 1968 Ok, that's badass.
Instant replay - invented for CBC's Hockey Night in Canada in 1955 Meh, another sports thing.
Trivial Pursuit - invented by Chris Haney and Scott Abbott in 1979
Lacrosse - codified by William George Beers around 1860
Ice hockey - invented in Windsor, Nova Scotia Not like there were a lot of grass fields to play field hockey on.
The electron microscope - invented by James Hillier and Arthur Prebus in 1939
Pablum - invented by Frederick Tisdall, Theodore Drake and Allan Brown in 1930 And the American Harry H. Engel
Easy-Off oven cleaner - invented by Herbert McCool in 1932
The cardiac pacemaker - invented by John Hopps
The Wonderbra - invented by Louise Poirier
The alkaline battery - invented by Lewis Urry in 1954
The caulking gun - invented by Theodore Witte in 1894
The Jolly Jumper - invented by Olivia Poole in 1959
The garbage bag - invented by Harry Wasylyk in 1950
The paint roller - invented by Norman James Breakey
The Robertson screw - invented by P.L. Robertson
The bloody Caesar - invented in Calgary in 1969
Plexiglass - invented by William Chalmers at McGill University in 1931
The explosives vapour detector - invented by Lorne Elias in 1985
Five-pin bowling - invented by Thomas F. Ryan in 1909 It's only played in Canada, how can that count for anything? That's worse than American Football... that that's actually played outside the US.
Computerized Braille - invented by Roland Galarneau in 1972
The 56k modem - invented by Dr. Brent Townshend in 1996
The pager - invented by Alfred J. Gross in 1949
The McIntosh red apple - Developed by John McIntosh
Peanut butter - first patented by Marcellus Gilmore Edson in 1884
Key frame animation - invented by Nestor Burtnyk and Marcelli Wein in the 1970s
The Java programming language - invented by James Gosling
The telephone (invented by Scottish-born inventor Alexander Graham Bell in Brantford, Ontario) Another Scottsman.
The BlackBerry - Invented by Mike Lazaridis Greek
The Canadarm (used on the Space Shuttle)
Singer Justin Bieber.
And, of course, celebrity astronaut Commander Chris Hadfield.
Take that, ya dirtbags.
More than Bieber, that's for sure, and he is our embarrassing cross to bear..
He ain't no Michael Jackson or Lady Gag - a, that's for sure. Your inventors seem like the ones in the US... they come from other places so they can do their work here. And along with Bieber, there is Celine Dion. Those two alone cancel out just about everything good to ever come from Canada! Though you let out some pretty good actors and actresses.
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Classic
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The one thing that Canada has going for them is Rush... One of the best rock & roll bands out there - "One" of the best but they kick the shit out the other 2
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RENCORP
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Lorne Greene was a Canadian. Bonanza, remember ?
Canadian rock artists ?
Bryan Adams, Neil Young, The Tragically hip, April Wine, The Guess Who, The Band, Joni Mitchell, Corey Hart,
Heart, Nickelback, Steppenwolf, Saga, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Pat Travers, amongst others.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year!
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PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile.
You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control.
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RENCORP wrote: Lorne Greene was a Canadian. Bonanza, remember ?
Canadian rock artists ?
Bryan Adams, Neil Young, The Tragically hip, April Wine, The Guess Who, The Band, Joni Mitchell, Corey Hart,
Heart, Nickelback, Steppenwolf, Saga, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Pat Travers, amongst others. And Rene's all time favorite....LOVERBOY
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