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FRAMMISTATS,DOHICKEYS,THINGAMABOBS,USEFUL TRIVIA POSTIT HERE
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Site Supporter   Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009 
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Inspired by the "What music do you listen to when shooting " thread, I have taken it upon myself to crack open this thread where you can post anything at all.
As long as it isn't negative, no name calling, and no character assassination. Descriptive language is encouraged, as long as it is used creatively, and in good taste. Let the thread wander as it's participants travel through the trials and tribulations of this hilarious existence. Bonus points if you make people laugh. _________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE Last edited by RENCORP on Thu May 15, 2014 2:14 pm, edited 1 time in total. |
| Tue May 13, 2014 11:46 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Chesco, PA Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 5937 Real Name: Herbert the Pervert
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I LIKE TURTLES.
_________________ Tito Ortiz wrote: I train 6 days a week. 5 days a week I’ll train 3 days a week. One of those days I will train 2 days of the week. So 6 days a week I will train. |
| Tue May 13, 2014 11:48 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Spooning your mom all over Kitsap Joined: Sun Apr 24, 2011 Posts: 5866 Real Name: *Classified*
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Meh. I like the other thread better.
_________________ Think a woman might be grateful when I hold a door open for her? NOOOoooo! All I get is "Hey! I'm peeing in here!" "Peace is the brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading." |
| Tue May 13, 2014 11:49 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Earth Joined: Mon Oct 14, 2013 Posts: 1188 Real Name: Lewy the Deplorable
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Did you know if you squeeze a chicken hard enough you can make it sound just like a duck?...and vice versa.
_________________ NRA life member Μολὼν λαβέ I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. Also, please forgive my spelling or grammatical errors. If my post doesn't make sense or is not amusing, it's technology's fault and most certainly not operator ɹoɹɹǝ. Thank You |
| Tue May 13, 2014 11:50 am |
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Site Supporter Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009
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Bad humor childhood joke, nothing more disclaimer...............
I am an animal lover, but as kids, we thought this was funny as heck as a joke. Wanna make a cat sound like a dog ? Douse it in gasoline, and flip a match. One good WHOOF ! Wanna make a dog sound like a cat ? Put it in the freezer overnight, and run it through the band saw in the morning. REEEOOOWWWWWW ! _________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
| Tue May 13, 2014 12:04 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Chesco, PA Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 5937 Real Name: Herbert the Pervert
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ren, can you quack like a duck?
_________________ Tito Ortiz wrote: I train 6 days a week. 5 days a week I’ll train 3 days a week. One of those days I will train 2 days of the week. So 6 days a week I will train. |
| Tue May 13, 2014 12:07 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Chesco, PA Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 5937 Real Name: Herbert the Pervert
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_________________ Tito Ortiz wrote: I train 6 days a week. 5 days a week I’ll train 3 days a week. One of those days I will train 2 days of the week. So 6 days a week I will train. |
| Tue May 13, 2014 12:22 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009
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I think that is an older song by the name of Flip, Flop, and Fly.
_________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
| Tue May 13, 2014 12:23 pm |
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 Location: Snohomish, WA Joined: Wed Oct 12, 2011 Posts: 2073 Real Name: Bo
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Fart Gas all over you ass!
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| Tue May 13, 2014 12:25 pm |
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 Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012 Posts: 9063 Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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I like to drive around in a cop car replica.
_________________ If she sits on your face and you can still hear, SHE'S NOT FAT. I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out. |
| Tue May 13, 2014 12:29 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Spooning your mom all over Kitsap Joined: Sun Apr 24, 2011 Posts: 5866 Real Name: *Classified*
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Mediumrarechicken wrote: I like to drive around in a cop car replica. I'll ride around in the back some day with you! I'll randomly jump out of the back at stoplights and run away! You can pick me up a block away and we'll keep doing that all over town. _________________ Think a woman might be grateful when I hold a door open for her? NOOOoooo! All I get is "Hey! I'm peeing in here!" "Peace is the brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading." |
| Tue May 13, 2014 12:31 pm |
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Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012 Posts: 9063 Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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Yeah and I just sit at the light like nothing happened, I got cuffs for added realism. Haha I need a cop car.
_________________ If she sits on your face and you can still hear, SHE'S NOT FAT. I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out. |
| Tue May 13, 2014 12:36 pm |
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 Site Supporter  Location: Yelm Joined: Sun May 19, 2013 Posts: 742 Real Name: Ted
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SIG556 wrote: Mediumrarechicken wrote: I like to drive around in a cop car replica. I'll ride around in the back some day with you! I'll randomly jump out of the back at stoplights and run away! You can pick me up a block away and we'll keep doing that all over town. Or you should wear a orange jump suit and do Chinese fire drills at red lights. |
| Tue May 13, 2014 12:37 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009
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Yeah, keep trading places and arresting each other.
_________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
| Tue May 13, 2014 12:44 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Spooning your mom all over Kitsap Joined: Sun Apr 24, 2011 Posts: 5866 Real Name: *Classified*
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Mediumrarechicken wrote: Yeah and I just sit at the light like nothing happened, I got cuffs for added realism. Haha I need a cop car. Or you could jump out and yell "Not AGAIN!" stomp a couple times and get back in the car. _________________ Think a woman might be grateful when I hold a door open for her? NOOOoooo! All I get is "Hey! I'm peeing in here!" "Peace is the brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading." |
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