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So is this cop bashing or just another form of BDSM?

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At last - a cop beating something other than perps.

i wonder - did he order iced, or extra hot ?

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And will he do hard time?


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He's just working his beat.

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Hmmm Where did he get that whip cream in his mocha?? :runforthehills:

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Roughing the suspect...

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Joking aside, read this part again,
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charged with disorderly lewdness after police say he was caught masturbating in a Starbucks,


I remember a friend of mine telling me that one time on the way home from some tavern, late at night with no cars out, he pulled over so his friend could take a leak into the Green River by Kent.
Neither one was over the limit and the guy was not facing the roadway.
Here comes Johnny law rolling up. Arrests the guy taking a wiz and charged him with Indecent exposure.

Please read the law:

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RCW 9A.88.010
Indecent exposure.

(1) A person is guilty of indecent exposure if he or she intentionally makes any open and obscene exposure of his or her person or the person of another knowing that such conduct is likely to cause reasonable affront or alarm. The act of breastfeeding or expressing breast milk is not indecent exposure.

(2)(a) Except as provided in (b) and (c) of this subsection, indecent exposure is a misdemeanor.

(b) Indecent exposure is a gross misdemeanor on the first offense if the person exposes himself or herself to a person under the age of fourteen years.

(c) Indecent exposure is a class C felony if the person has previously been convicted under this section or of a sex offense as defined in RCW 9.94A.030.


[2003 c 53 § 92; 2001 c 88 § 2; 1990 c 3 § 904; 1987 c 277 § 1; 1975 1st ex.s. c 260 §9A.88.010 .]


Kent cops are total assholes. Caused him to be registered as a sex offender. Took four years to remove it from his record.


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I was "allegedly" caught doing that in a Victoria's secret and a McDonald's drive thru when they brought back the mcrib

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"What can I get for you sir?"

How about a latte?

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AR15L wrote:
Joking aside, read this part again,
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charged with disorderly lewdness after police say he was caught masturbating in a Starbucks,


I remember a friend of mine telling me that one time on the way home from some tavern, late at night with no cars out, he pulled over so his friend could take a leak into the Green River by Kent.
Neither one was over the limit and the guy was not facing the roadway.
Here comes Johnny law rolling up. Arrests the guy taking a wiz and charged him with Indecent exposure.

Please read the law:

Quote:
RCW 9A.88.010
Indecent exposure.

(1) A person is guilty of indecent exposure if he or she intentionally makes any open and obscene exposure of his or her person or the person of another knowing that such conduct is likely to cause reasonable affront or alarm. The act of breastfeeding or expressing breast milk is not indecent exposure.

(2)(a) Except as provided in (b) and (c) of this subsection, indecent exposure is a misdemeanor.

(b) Indecent exposure is a gross misdemeanor on the first offense if the person exposes himself or herself to a person under the age of fourteen years.

(c) Indecent exposure is a class C felony if the person has previously been convicted under this section or of a sex offense as defined in RCW 9.94A.030.


[2003 c 53 § 92; 2001 c 88 § 2; 1990 c 3 § 904; 1987 c 277 § 1; 1975 1st ex.s. c 260 §9A.88.010 .]


Kent cops are total assholes. Caused him to be registered as a sex offender. Took four years to remove it from his record.


OK, that's total BS, I was out in a deputy's vehicle in a remote area and had to take a leak, so we stopped. I said "what are the urination in public laws here, or you going to write me a ticket?" and he said "some cities have them but in the county you're fine and there's no RCW against it providing you're not flashing anyone".


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AR15L wrote:
Joking aside, read this part again,
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charged with disorderly lewdness after police say he was caught masturbating in a Starbucks,


I remember a friend of mine telling me that one time on the way home from some tavern, late at night with no cars out, he pulled over so his friend could take a leak into the Green River by Kent.
Neither one was over the limit and the guy was not facing the roadway.
Here comes Johnny law rolling up. Arrests the guy taking a wiz and charged him with Indecent exposure.

Please read the law:

Quote:
RCW 9A.88.010
Indecent exposure.

(1) A person is guilty of indecent exposure if he or she intentionally makes any open and obscene exposure of his or her person or the person of another knowing that such conduct is likely to cause reasonable affront or alarm. The act of breastfeeding or expressing breast milk is not indecent exposure.

(2)(a) Except as provided in (b) and (c) of this subsection, indecent exposure is a misdemeanor.

(b) Indecent exposure is a gross misdemeanor on the first offense if the person exposes himself or herself to a person under the age of fourteen years.

(c) Indecent exposure is a class C felony if the person has previously been convicted under this section or of a sex offense as defined in RCW 9.94A.030.


[2003 c 53 § 92; 2001 c 88 § 2; 1990 c 3 § 904; 1987 c 277 § 1; 1975 1st ex.s. c 260 §9A.88.010 .]


Kent cops are total assholes. Caused him to be registered as a sex offender. Took four years to remove it from his record.



Should have just whizzed in an empty milkshake or soda cup then tossed it out the window. The charge would then have been "littering" and no Sex Registry. Better yet, whiz in a ziplock bag and save it for some oncoming a-hole on the highway that refuses to dim their lights. Give it a toss just as they're about to pass by.

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Throwing something at a vehicle is a felony.

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