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RockHopper
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Location: Tulsa, Ok
Joined: Mon Nov 25, 2013
Posts: 2336
Real Name: Jeremy
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FUCK!!! I hate breaking in new IWB hybrids. Ya know ya have to wear that shit non-stop for like 3 weeks to get it over with ASAP. This was easier a year ago when I had 40lb more padding.....end of rant.
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| Sat May 24, 2014 8:26 pm |
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cosme9242
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Location: Auburn/Bellevue
Joined: Wed Jan 4, 2012
Posts: 527
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Ok your new to this so let me help you out.
Fuck these crossbreed inbreed ass holsters. Every fucking dam time I buy one it fucks me in my side like a 18 year old virgin on prom night with NOOO fucking lube!!!! Now the goddam fucking shit stinking holster smells like a fucking fat chick after a fucking 3 day camping trip while being fucked in every hole by everyone at the fucking camp site from ass sweating from the fucking pain of the holster digging me out.
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| Sat May 24, 2014 8:36 pm |
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StatlerandWaldorf
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Location: Olympia, WA
Joined: Tue Jun 14, 2011
Posts: 3835
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Gun in plastic bag. Wet holster, put on and let it dry. You're welcome.
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| Sat May 24, 2014 8:47 pm |
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Classic
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Location: Federal Way
Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2012
Posts: 5480
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cosme9242 wrote: Ok your new to this so let me help you out.
Fuck these crossbreed inbreed ass holsters. Every fucking dam time I buy one it fucks me in my side like a 18 year old virgin on prom night with NOOO fucking lube!!!! Now the goddam fucking shit stinking holster smells like a fucking fat chick after a fucking 3 day camping trip while being fucked in every hole by everyone at the fucking camp site from ass sweating from the fucking pain of the holster digging me out. 8.5 out of 10!!! One of the highest scores I've seen in a while! Rencorp will be proud when he sees this! 
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| Sat May 24, 2014 8:50 pm |
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RockHopper
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Location: Tulsa, Ok
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Real Name: Jeremy
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cosme9242 wrote: Ok your new to this so let me help you out.
Fuck these crossbreed inbreed ass holsters. Every fucking dam time I buy one it fucks me in my side like a 18 year old virgin on prom night with NOOO fucking lube!!!! Now the goddam fucking shit stinking holster smells like a fucking fat chick after a fucking 3 day camping trip while being fucked in every hole by everyone at the fucking camp site from ass sweating from the fucking pain of the holster digging me out. Wow....just, wow. And with that in mind, I'll just admit that this is my first crossbreed. My first hybrid, was an "old reliable", and it only caused me a few days discomfort. But again, I don't know if that was a difference in brand, gun type, or my own frickin fat rolls! The only difference that I've noticed, is that the "OF", had a considerably wider footprint on the hip. Thanks for the bag and holster wet trick. That sounds like a great idea.
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Mediumrarechicken
Location: Puyallup
Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012
Posts: 9063
Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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cosme9242 wrote: Ok your new to this so let me help you out.
Fuck these crossbreed inbreed ass holsters. Every fucking dam time I buy one it fucks me in my side like a 18 year old virgin on prom night with NOOO fucking lube!!!! Now the goddam fucking shit stinking holster smells like a fucking fat chick after a fucking 3 day camping trip while being fucked in every hole by everyone at the fucking camp site from ass sweating from the fucking pain of the holster digging me out. Wow. Ok.
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| Sat May 24, 2014 9:09 pm |
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deadshot2
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Location: Marysville, WA
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011
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Real Name: Mike
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If it needs adjusting just don't take it to the dude in Arlington that ended up shooting his 'bud' in the foot while working on his holster.
Let's face it, breaking in a new IWB is one of those jobs that you'll just have to "sweat out". Maybe you'll grow calluses.
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| Sun May 25, 2014 9:43 am |
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Jonathan Brown
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Location: SnoCo
Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011
Posts: 2357
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Hybrid holsters are ghey.
Pick one:
Leather.
Plastic.
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| Sun May 25, 2014 10:16 am |
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RENCORP
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Location: East of Japan, not by much.
Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011
Posts: 13009
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Classic wrote: cosme9242 wrote: Ok your new to this so let me help you out.
Fuck these crossbreed inbreed ass holsters. Every fucking dam time I buy one it fucks me in my side like a 18 year old virgin on prom night with NOOO fucking lube!!!! Now the goddam fucking shit stinking holster smells like a fucking fat chick after a fucking 3 day camping trip while being fucked in every hole by everyone at the fucking camp site from ass sweating from the fucking pain of the holster digging me out. 8.5 out of 10!!! One of the highest scores I've seen in a while! Rencorp will be proud when he sees this! 8 out of ten. No bacon anywhere.
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