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[a] man pulled up and parked his car about 20 feet from an ATM.
The victim left the car unlocked and the key in the ignition while he got money from the machine.
Dumbfuck #2 wrote:
We were waiting a long time for a friend to pick us up. I think Dre got tired of waiting and said he was going to jack a car.
That story if very facepalm-worthy.