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Port cop interaction at JFK
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Site Supporter   Location: Kentucky Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2011 Posts: 1549 Real Name: M1Gunr 
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My son's Eagle Scout Ceremony is this weekend in NY (lives with his mom). I flew in today and this was the most humorous part of the day...
Looking for directions to the train when a pair of NY Port Cops come up on me and one says "Sir, can I talk to you for a moment?" I look left at his partner and back to him. "Am I being detained?" I say right off. He says "No sir, it's your t-shirt. You realize you are in a airport with lots of folks?" "Am I free to go?" "Look sir all I am saying is that some folks might take offense." I start smiling and am ready to say something stupid and I remember Houston and the Border issues I had. So I say " so I'm free to go?" He says have a good day sir. I replied "what till you see the one on Monday...." Pic of the back of my t-shirt....  |
| Fri May 30, 2014 4:18 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Olympia Joined: Wed Feb 6, 2013 Posts: 5365 Real Name: Reid
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 You sir, win one internet  _________________ "If it doesn't work, the proper sequence of tools is duct tape->screwdriver->hammer->shotgun. If none of that fixes it, it wasn't meant to work in the first place." I am free because I say I am. My freedom is not dependent on any government benefit or piece of legislation. My rights are inherent in the fact that I was born a sovereign being. They are non-negotiable. The government can list them and protect them, but my rights are not theirs to give away. Yolo: Because idiots don't know what "carpe diem" means. What, do you think I`m an amateur? You think this is Amateur hour? I`m covered in broken glass and hatred. You think someone would want to anger that with a Vz? - Fjordforder |
| Fri May 30, 2014 4:33 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Tenino Joined: Fri Apr 15, 2011 Posts: 4424
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I so in need of one of those shirts. seen that little phrase before and i do so enjoy it
Should see if we can add stuff like that to the wagu schwag |
| Fri May 30, 2014 4:36 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: south 'merca Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 Posts: 9738 Real Name: Mike
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I had that as my avatar for about a year.
_________________ "No Quarter, No Mercy" mash_man wrote: #gangbangerlivesmatter |
| Fri May 30, 2014 4:42 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: N-Sno Joined: Thu Oct 3, 2013 Posts: 4015
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Oh fuck yes! And a second Internet to go with the one from the Cap'n.
 ETA: You MUST send us a pic of Monday's duds. _________________ "Hmmm. I've been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence." -- Leela |
| Fri May 30, 2014 4:43 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Spooning your mom all over Kitsap Joined: Sun Apr 24, 2011 Posts: 5866 Real Name: *Classified*
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Cop: "Sir, you're making liberals cry."
You: "...and..?" Love it! _________________ Think a woman might be grateful when I hold a door open for her? NOOOoooo! All I get is "Hey! I'm peeing in here!" "Peace is the brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading." |
| Fri May 30, 2014 4:45 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: N-Sno Joined: Thu Oct 3, 2013 Posts: 4015
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According to Literacy Partners (http://www.literacypartners.org), 25% of New York City residents are functionally illiterate. So you're really only making three-quarters of them cry. Perhaps Monday's attire could address the remainder of the population...?
_________________ "Hmmm. I've been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence." -- Leela |
| Fri May 30, 2014 4:49 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: renton, wa Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 4064 Real Name: below me
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this is you at the airport...
 like a mutherfuckin boss |
| Fri May 30, 2014 4:56 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: mid-world...south king county/north pierce county Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 336
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well played, sir... well played...
_________________ First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. Hey, I wrote this book... it's called, 'The Entropic Diaries'... you can find it here: http://www.amazon.com/Entropic-Diaries- ... ic+diaries |
| Fri May 30, 2014 5:20 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Earth Joined: Mon Oct 14, 2013 Posts: 1188 Real Name: Lewy the Deplorable
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They were just looking towards the best interest's of their flock...
_________________ NRA life member Μολὼν λαβέ I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. Also, please forgive my spelling or grammatical errors. If my post doesn't make sense or is not amusing, it's technology's fault and most certainly not operator ɹoɹɹǝ. Thank You |
| Fri May 30, 2014 5:35 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 18059 Real Name: Chuck
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M1Gunr wrote: Snip-- Looking for directions to the train when a pair of NY Port Cops come up on me and one says "Sir, can I talk to you for a moment?" I look left at his partner and back to him. "Am I being detained?" I say right off. He says "No sir, it's your t-shirt. You realize you are in a airport with lots of folks?" snip-- Why thank you for the free locator service, I forgot my GPS to let me know where I am! You New Yorkers are so cute!  _________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux |
| Fri May 30, 2014 6:40 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Shelton Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2013 Posts: 5860
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I need that shirt.
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| Fri May 30, 2014 6:54 pm |
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 Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012 Posts: 9063 Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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I would have said yeah trust me I didn't want to be in the land of pussies but I'm here for my son. I'm sure if someone was to think my shirt was scary that they would tell me the. I'd just tell them to fuck off .
_________________ If she sits on your face and you can still hear, SHE'S NOT FAT. I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out. |
| Fri May 30, 2014 7:31 pm |
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 Site Admin   Location: Olympia, WA Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2011 Posts: 38379 Real Name: Dan
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When I saw your FB post saying you were NY bound I thought... Oh Shit, he's gonna get arrested.
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| Sat May 31, 2014 6:23 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Olympia Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2011 Posts: 3696 Real Name: Kelley
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I bet the looks on their faces were priceless when you didn't bow down to them.
Awesome post!!  |
| Sat May 31, 2014 6:55 am |
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