Ebola in the states???

[root]

Again. And? OHShit they are doing their job! Fuck them for knowimg that ebola is a manageable infection, and not listening to fear mongering.

Marburg and Raston are much bigger worries than the Zaire strain.

Edit: Don't lick the dead, or stick your dirty fingers in your nose or eyes.

BOOM.

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[kf7mjf]

I had Ebola, but I cured it with natural, organic alternative medicines big pharma doesn't want you to know about!

Thanks a lot, I just shot milk out my nose.

(What, there's no avatar for that?! Major oversight, guys. Major oversight.)

Was it organic, free range fair trade milk from cows fed a holistic vegan diet?

[mislabeled]

I had Ebola, but I cured it with natural, organic alternative medicines big pharma doesn't want you to know about!

Thanks a lot, I just shot milk out my nose.

(What, there's no avatar for that?! Major oversight, guys. Major oversight.)

Was it organic, free range fair trade milk from cows fed a holistic vegan diet?

Of course. And it was transported to market in recycled glass containers nestled between the breasts of barefoot virgins. I think my nose was probably the filthiest part of the entire trip.

[WaJim]

I had Ebola, but I cured it with natural, organic alternative medicines big pharma doesn't want you to know about!

Thanks a lot, I just shot milk out my nose.

(What, there's no avatar for that?! Major oversight, guys. Major oversight.)

Was it organic, free range fair trade milk from cows fed a holistic vegan diet?

Of course. And it was transported to market in recycled glass containers nestled between the breasts of barefoot virgins. I think my nose was probably the filthiest part of the entire trip.

Uhhhm, I'm thinking we need a Wagun intercept of that shipment...if only to check and see if the breasts are firm enough to transport said milk in a safe fashion...

We surely don't need a couple of OSHA violations, that would increase the price of milk.

That would be dis-asss-terous.

Any volunteers?????

[root]

Hell no. That is how you catch the Ebola.

[kf7mjf]

I'll risk it in the name of umm the safety of our milk supply.

[rayjax82]

I thought you caught ebola by fingering dirty assholes then licking your fingers.

Sort of a self ass to mouth.

[root]

I thought you caught ebola by fingering dirty assholes then licking your fingers.

Sort of a self ass to mouth.

I lied. Looking at tits causes it.

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[rayjax82]

I thought you caught ebola by fingering dirty assholes then licking your fingers.

Sort of a self ass to mouth.

I lied. Looking at tits causes it.

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Well shit, I should donate my blood to science.

Its obvious I'm immune.

I've been staring at tits for the last 32 years.

[kf7mjf]

Yay! I'll never get Ebola! Party on!

[ANZAC]

I'll be in my bunker.

[cityslicker]

Last in the Eeeeeeeboooolaaaaa series.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOkDsGPhn48

[mcyclonegt]

Dead, fuckin dead. I assume if he knew he had it when he got on the plane or knew he had been exposed his chances were better in the states for survival. He was wrong. Sad day.

[Pablo]

I appreciate Jesse Jackson 's opinion here.

[RENCORP]

I had Ebola, but I cured it with natural, organic alternative medicines big pharma doesn't want you to know about!

Thanks a lot, I just shot milk out my nose.

(What, there's no avatar for that?! Major oversight, guys. Major oversight.)

Was it organic, free range fair trade milk from cows fed a holistic vegan diet?

Of course. And it was transported to market in recycled glass containers nestled between the breasts of barefoot virgins. I think my nose was probably the filthiest part of the entire trip.

There would be an opening in management, and a cool job description for a guy.

Virgin breast delivery woman wrangler.

Get along little doogies.