Actually never played that game.... but maybe i should.

Sweet set up. No envy here...but a high five instead. I get those bastages AND black bears runnin' thru my property up outside of Coleville......yup suppressor or crossbow its a decision I still need to make whence SHTF

Those make me laugh so much. Am I a terrible person?






I was just thinking that we all know a good way to reduce the deer population. Need some help? Ask in the fall.

Growing up in Eastern WA I think the most I ever saw on a drive was 192 or something. In the mountains between Gifford WA and Addy WA. They were just everywhere.

Need a 60 year old son?

Come back over here and kidnap me.

I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the tool box, but I don't get it, what's not to believe? I live in the middle of Lakewood, on Military rd sw no less, and I routinely have deer in my front lawn maybe 50 feet from traffic, they cross my driveway a few feet from my front door and in the abandoned lot behind my house they can be found napping on a fairly regular basis when the weather is nice, even the young ones. They rarely spook, even when I pull up in my full size bronco. When they see me on foot taking pics they usually stare until I get within 10-20 feet before sauntering off all non-chelant like. They might run if they get wind of my dog. They come out of the ft Lewis reservation areas. I have pics somewhere on my wife's laptop, maybe I'll post some if someone calls me out and I can figure out how.

Jack, the punchline of the story is that I am a big bullshitter. I tend to slightly exaggerate some minor details. Sometimes. Very rarely.

Nothing too fancy about these here deer. There are a lot of folks who don't get herds in their front yards, and I am taunting them at the risk of having the white beat off of me the next time I show my ugly mug for an A-hole breakfast or group shoot.
I live on the edge.

Oh...Ok...I hear ya. I like to live on the edge too, of military rd SW, in Lakewood, it's very urban and populated with lots of people and it's a really busy road with lots of traffic and I have deer in the yard all the time, I really do, so I can totally believe u have deer in your yard, heck u even posted pics as proof. Btw, that squirrel launcher is fuckin sweeeeet. Gotta get me one of them, I'm gonna aim it at the deer and see if I can impale one of them squirrels on the deer's antlers. Woooooot!

Attack deer with flying squirrels?

What's with the question mark at the end of your statement? Are u confused? Was I unclear or r u, some kind of snitchin' fuckin' mole for P.E.T.A. or something? Trying to get me to cop to animal cruelty? That's fuckin' entrapment dude, besides I never said "attack" you're putting words in my mouth. The whole process would be completly less-lethal. By "impale" I mean the squirrel would simply land softly on the deer's antlers where it could hang by its tail like a Christmas tree ornament thus bringing together two warm and furry pestilent creatures in a loving symbiotic relationship, who would have otherwise never had a chance to know each other. Peace.

it's only a question because I've never seen/heard of something.

I can just see the unsuspecting but now panicking squirrels flying rapidly at the docile and oblivious deer. Only to be suddenly attacked by 4 claws and a freaked out little squirrel. I think you'll need some sort of sight and adjustments for the prongs of the launcher, so you can ensure you hit the deer squarely. I request you also get a 1080p gopro camera so we can all watch this.

You've never heard of such a thing? Never heard of a man who simply loves all gods creatures so much he only wants to bring them all together to love one another? U can't fool me Mr. Company man.

+1 on the go pro. That's friggin hilarious, I'm gonna have to convince one of the squirrels to wear a go pro helmet if for no other reason than to prove that I'm on the up and up. That would be some epic footage.