Someone banging on my door before 7AM this morning...

[usrifle]

First it was a phone call at 6:38....I'm thinking "who the hell" and don't answer it. Then I think, "maybe it's one of the kids...something important".
Phone says "Unknown caller"....Damn Telemarketers.
15 minutes later someone is banging on my front door....Hard.
I go look, and it's Renton PD.

Turns out my two dogs are cuffed and stuffed in the backseat of his Cruiser. (No cuffs, but they are stuffed)
I forgot to let them in last night before I went to bed......so they decided to go on an adventure.
Fuckers. They were all jacked up out running around, slobber and hair all over the back "seats" if you want to call them that.
Thanks Renton PD!
Sorry about the mess....

[AR15L]

How much was the bail?

[usrifle]

How much was the bail?

Well, the Fuckers are on Probation now. Turns out the phone call was the Cop too, he got the info on me from the dog licenses.
I was not too coherent when I answered the door and got them out of the car, but I will call the Officer and thank him Later.
At least a cup of Coffee is in order I would think.
That's cheap "Bail".

[MadPick]

I hope you told him that you're outside city limits and his jurisdiction, and he could kiss your ass . . . .

Oh wait. He had canine hostages.

Cool story, and a nice job by the officer. He could have just tied them to a tree and mailed you a letter, but he went above and beyond.

[Sinus211]

Little bastards, bet they had the night of their lives!

[RENCORP]

Like owner, like dogs.

They were ought drinking, fighting, and fucking all night long, then got arrested for drunk and disorderly.

Same old same old from before the US Rifle boy got married.

Well, after married as well, just a more monocultural approach to women now........................

[Soldier_Citizen]

But cops are evil!!!

I had a red tick hound when I was a kid, Damned good hunting dog, but he was dumber than a sack of rocks.

Damned dog one day got out of my dads back yard... We have no idea he he was able to open the gate, but he did, and we didn't even know he gotten out yet when a local popo showed up(also a family friend), and he's pissed.

Apperently he yelled at copper to hop in the back seat. Which he willingly did... Cop didn't even make it a block before he blew chunks all over the back seat.

I ended up getting to spend the next day helping detail the car.

Damned dog.

[ANZAC]

Lucky they brought them back and just didn't dump them on animal control.

Good deal!

[usrifle]

Lucky they brought them back and just didn't dump them on animal control.

Good deal!

My thoughts exactly! I called Renton PD and let them know i really appreciated it.
Wonder if i can dropoff a Starbucks gift card for the officer. I'm not sure if they can accept a small token Thank you.
Anybody?

[mcyclonegt]

Maybe the next person he arrests will have allergies.

[usrifle]

I hope you told him that you're outside city limits and his jurisdiction, and he could kiss your ass . . . .

Oh wait. He had canine hostages.

Cool story, and a nice job by the officer. He could have just tied them to a tree and mailed you a letter, but he went above and beyond.

Yes he did, and I appreciated it.

Like owner, like dogs.<br abp="945"><br abp="946">They were ought drinking, fighting, and fucking all night long, then got arrested for drunk and disorderly. <br abp="947"><br abp="948">Same old same old from before the US Rifle boy got married. <br abp="949"><br abp="950">Well, after married as well, just a more monocultural approach to women now........................

Fuckers were having a party, no doubt about it.
I'm not allowed to carouse anymore.....only at home with her. The penalty is "angrywifenonookiei'mgoingtomakeyourlifemiserable"
.... you know the story Rene, If the wife isn't happy, nobody is happy.
I like her happy, life is easier.

[mp1977]

Damn kids

[joao01]

how is it with all this loud banging you did not have pistol, shotgun, or carbine in hand? did they announce who they were? Lights going?

[usrifle]

Picture this....bang bang bang on the door.
Me jumping out of bed and trying to shove two pistols in my underwear and grabbing a 12 gauge.
oh shit, its the cops!
...and me dumping said hardware before opening door.

[joao01]

Picture this....bang bang bang on the door.
Me jumping out of bed and trying to shove two pistols in my underwear and grabbing a 12 gauge.
oh shit, its the cops!
...and me dumping said hardware before opening door.

I always carry my G17L AIWB when in my skivvies at home, 'cuz it does what your two will do and then some.

OFFICER: Is that a 9 inch Glock in your tighty whities?
ME: Ma'am, shouldn't your eyes be up here? Stop staring at my clips!

Serious question though, how did you know it was the Police or did you before you opened the door?