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I'd like to see the workman's comp form on this.....
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In Memoriam   Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589 
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Having trouble understanding how a guy could accidentally saw off his dick at work.
Seems pretty suspicious to me. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ident.html A worker is seriously injured after apparently sawing off his penis in an horrific industrial accident. Paramedics were called to the scene in the village of Moreton Valence near Gloucester at 3.48pm on Monday to reports of a man with a serious groin injury. An air ambulance was sent to the incident but the man was transferred to hospital by road ambulance where he underwent eight hours of emergency surgery. 'Officers attended and the incident is being treated as non-suspicious. The Health and Safety Executive has been informed and will carry out an investigation.' A spokesman for the Health and Safety Executive confirmed they are now investigating. _________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? |
| Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:56 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Tacoma Joined: Sat May 4, 2013 Posts: 6476
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I can believe it. Saw a guy staple his dick to his thigh with an industrial pneumatic stapler, back when I worked construction. I learned you should never do that
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| Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:35 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11577
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I would bet the saw kicked back and landed in his lap.
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| Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:38 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Mount Vernon Joined: Sun Aug 26, 2012 Posts: 1559 Real Name: Areyouthreateningme
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I bet his head hurts...,
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| Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:44 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Maple valley Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 Posts: 3695
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I can imagine the phone call to his significant other.
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| Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:55 pm |
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| Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:15 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009
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Peeing will burn for a while.
Hopefully, it was reattached off kilter to give the ladies a thrill. He could end up being the life of the party. _________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
| Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:20 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Shelton Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2013 Posts: 5860
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Canted barrel?
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| Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:30 am |
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In Memoriam  Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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Pic or it didn't happen.......
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
| Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:20 am |
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Site Supporter / FFL Dealer  Location: Tacoma, Washington Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2014 Posts: 8614
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So Jim wants a dic pic.
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| Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:30 am |
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In Memoriam Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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dreadi wrote: So Jim wants a dic pic. Well, I had 2 lines of thought, first was if this guys name was Bruce then we'd find out who payed for Caitlins surgery. And yeah...my second was the only sausage I wanna see is the one with a sawzall blade run half way through it. It'd be gruesome.  A real man could have dulled the blade. _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
| Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:54 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11577
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Isn't it called a Prince Rupert when it gets split down the middle?
I can't find it in the urban dicktionary. _________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
| Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:36 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Tulsa, Ok Joined: Mon Nov 25, 2013 Posts: 2336 Real Name: Jeremy
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RocketScott wrote: Isn't it called a Prince Rupert when it gets split down the middle? I can't find it in the urban dicktionary. The technical term is bisection. |
| Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:39 pm |
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In Memoriam Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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So someone says "let it rip"...so he did.
A fixable deal .....Unless he "cross cut" _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
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