I'd like to see the workman's comp form on this.....

[Guntrader]

Having trouble understanding how a guy could accidentally saw off his dick at work.
Seems pretty suspicious to me.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ident.html

A worker is seriously injured after apparently sawing off his penis in an horrific industrial accident.

Paramedics were called to the scene in the village of Moreton Valence near Gloucester at 3.48pm on Monday to reports of a man with a serious groin injury.

An air ambulance was sent to the incident but the man was transferred to hospital by road ambulance where he underwent eight hours of emergency surgery.

'Officers attended and the incident is being treated as non-suspicious. The Health and Safety Executive has been informed and will carry out an investigation.'

A spokesman for the Health and Safety Executive confirmed they are now investigating.

[Arisaka]

I can believe it. Saw a guy staple his dick to his thigh with an industrial pneumatic stapler, back when I worked construction. I learned you should never do that

[RocketScott]

I would bet the saw kicked back and landed in his lap.


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[wilmermj]

I bet his head hurts...,

[vic_b]

I can imagine the phone call to his significant other.

[George]

Possible organ donor?

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/09/05/de ... -genitals/

[RENCORP]

Peeing will burn for a while.

Hopefully, it was reattached off kilter to give the ladies a thrill.

He could end up being the life of the party.

[Rix86]

Canted barrel?

[WaJim]

Pic or it didn't happen.......

[dreadi]

So Jim wants a dic pic.

[WaJim]

So Jim wants a dic pic.

Well, I had 2 lines of thought, first was if this guys name was Bruce then we'd find out who payed for Caitlins surgery.

And yeah...my second was the only sausage I wanna see is the one with a sawzall blade run half way through it.

It'd be gruesome.



A real man could have dulled the blade.

[RocketScott]

Isn't it called a Prince Rupert when it gets split down the middle?

I can't find it in the urban dicktionary.

[RockHopper]

Isn't it called a Prince Rupert when it gets split down the middle?

I can't find it in the urban dicktionary.

The technical term is bisection.

[WaJim]

So someone says "let it rip"...so he did.

A fixable deal .....Unless he "cross cut"