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Can't Stop; gotta poop!
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 Site Supporter   Location: Idaho, Land of the Free Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 22302 Real Name: Vick Lagina 
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Man fleeing from Yakima Po-Po (not to be cornfused with the pooh-pooh) crashed into a house... He was asked why he did't stop? I had to poop!
https://komonews.com/news/local/yakima- ... ad-to-poop Reminds me of the story bout the speeding trucker who wouldn't stop... miles and miles the chase ran on... until the trucker finally pulled to the shoulder. The cop asked him "do you mind telling me why you're in such a hurry?" "I had to poop!" said the trucker. Cop says "You passed a rest area five miles ago! Why didn't you stop there!?!" "Wasn't done yet" _________________ “I really don't care, Margaret." ~JD Vance |
| Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:58 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Maple Valley Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2013 Posts: 1010 Real Name: PW
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Personally I'd rather shit my pants than go in that nightmare of a house
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| Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:07 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everett Joined: Mon Apr 22, 2013 Posts: 3420 Real Name: Ron
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Frankly I'm surprised the other guys let you carpool with them to the range Juk.
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| Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:00 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: olympia Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2013 Posts: 3795
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There have been 2 moments in my adult life where I was prepared to poop myself. Lucky for me I didn't have to, but if I didn't make it either home or to a place with a free shutter, I was going to. Though mental hurdle.
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| Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:36 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 20125 Real Name: Rick
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| Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:55 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28460 Real Name: Ace Winky
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I just made it to work this am.
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:19 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8703 Real Name: Brian
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I still poop at 5am EVEN THOUGH I've not worked since May 24th.
Colon doesn't sleep in, dammit! _________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson |
| Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:31 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Rainier Joined: Sat Jun 28, 2014 Posts: 1513 Real Name: Darryl
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I poop 1 maybe 2 times a week...….have for years
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| Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:02 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Maple Valley Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2013 Posts: 1010 Real Name: PW
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codfather wrote: I poop 1 maybe 2 times a week...….have for years What the hell is wrong when you? I poop 1 maybe 2 times before BREAKFAST! Have for years _________________ NRA Patriot Patron Life Member SAF Life Member |
| Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:10 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11575
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sportsdad60 wrote: I still poop at 5am EVEN THOUGH I've not worked since May 24th. Colon doesn't sleep in, dammit! Too bad you don’t get out of bed till 7:00... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk _________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
| Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:11 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Vancouver, USA Joined: Thu Dec 10, 2015 Posts: 1764 Real Name: (Breck)
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sportsdad60 wrote: I still poop at 5am EVEN THOUGH I've not worked since May 24th. Colon doesn't sleep in, dammit! Now you just need to learn how to wake up and get out of bed. |
| Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:02 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20841 Real Name: John
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Breck wrote: sportsdad60 wrote: I still poop at 5am EVEN THOUGH I've not worked since May 24th. Colon doesn't sleep in, dammit! Now you just need to learn how to wake up and get out of bed. He's retired, Adult Diapers.  _________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it. Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole. NRA Member/RSO SAF 5 Year Donor GOA Member |
| Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:09 am |
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Site Supporter Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8703 Real Name: Brian
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Breck wrote: sportsdad60 wrote: I still poop at 5am EVEN THOUGH I've not worked since May 24th. Colon doesn't sleep in, dammit! Now you just need to learn how to wake up and get out of bed.  _________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson |
| Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:17 am |
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