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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20841
Real Name: John
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_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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NWGunner
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Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 13412
Real Name: Steve
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Well, looks like jukk is going to have to develop some new dating habits...
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20841
Real Name: John
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NWGunner wrote: Well, looks like jukk is going to have to develop some new dating habits... 
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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Guntrader
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Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589
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I like the one where a granny was in a public restroom stall, some guy stuck his dick through the glory hole. She skewered his dick with a hat pin and he was still there when the police arrived.
_________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed?
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scorpion rider
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Location: 40 acres of 2A sanctuary Joined: Sun Apr 7, 2013 Posts: 919
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Guntrader wrote: I like the one where a granny was in a public restroom stall, some guy stuck his dick through the glory hole. She skewered his dick with a hat pin and he was still there when the police arrived. That’s just mean. Plain mean. He was just trying be friendly and say hello.
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MadPick
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Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 53102
Real Name: Steve
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Another “shot through the door”’ story. Hopefully she’s comes out of this okay.
_________________SteveBenefactor Life Member, National Rifle AssociationLife Member, Second Amendment FoundationPatriot & Life Member, Gun Owners of AmericaLife Member, Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear ArmsLegal Action Supporter, Firearms Policy CoalitionMember, NAGR/NFGRPlease support the organizations that support all of us.Leave it cleaner than you found it.
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Rix86
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Location: Shelton Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2013 Posts: 5860
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Exposed himself......... to a gunshot
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WaJim
In Memoriam
Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607
Real Name: George Bailey
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She says...
"Ha! Thats not a gun Sonny,....This, is a gun"
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx
"Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson
T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure"
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jukk0u
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Location: Idaho, Land of the Free Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 22302
Real Name: Vick Lagina
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NWGunner wrote: Well, looks like jukk is going to have to develop some new dating habits... I was just trying to hold the door for her... all of a sudden she's shouting: "Who ARE you?!" and "Get out of my shower!!"
_________________ “I really don't care, Margaret." ~JD Vance
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NWGunner
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Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 13412
Real Name: Steve
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jukk0u wrote: NWGunner wrote: Well, looks like jukk is going to have to develop some new dating habits... I was just trying to hold the door for her... all of a sudden she's shouting: "Who ARE you?!" and "Get out of my shower!!" You'd think after 27 times, you'd learn to pick 'em better 
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waglocker
Location: Ohio Joined: Fri Nov 9, 2012 Posts: 3915
Real Name: Sean
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Too bad, sounds like the guy is going to make it. Next time he's out on bond he just might succeed in raping and / or killing someone.
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