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Guntrader
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Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589
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The passengers should have found out who plugged it up and made them stick their arm in it to unplug it, or throw them out of the plane at altitude. I can't imagine how pissed off those people were after flying almost across the Atlantic and have the plane turn back. Passengers also complained Delta didn't help with another flight or hotel. https://www.inc.com/chris-matyszczyk/a- ... ulous.htmlhttps://www.newshub.co.nz/home/travel/2 ... oilet.htmlDespite being closer to France, the jet turned around and headed back to the US, infuriating passengers who called for retribution against the bathroom bandit. A flight from the US to France was forced to turn around halfway through its journey after a mystery passenger managed to break the toilet. Delta Flight 412 left New York for the south of France, but its flight was aborted three hours into the flight after the unknown culprit managed to make all of the toilets "inoperative". "How's this? We were two hours outside of Europe, somebody pooped or put something down the toilet that it didn't go and broke the toilets. We had to turn around to fix the f**king toilet," he told his followers. "To the person on the Delta flight to Nice that put a foreign object down the toilet... tell me who you are because we're going to find you... I think they should sacrifice themselves at the beginning of the flight." "With Delta you can experience the joys of a nine hour tour to nowhere and back. And then you get to wait another day to try again!"
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delliottg
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Location: Duvall Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 4670
Real Name: David
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If only we knew someone from Boeing who knew how the shitters work that could explain this to us...
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golddigger14s
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Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 18059
Real Name: Chuck
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In Cuba we had the "Mad Shitter" that took a couple of random dumps in our showers.
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28460
Real Name: Ace Winky
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Poop thread!
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Guntrader
In Memoriam
Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589
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We had a phantom shitter in boot camp, dropped logs beside the toilets or the seats on an almost daily basis.
On an LST someone would shit in their hand and put shit logs in the shower overhead while in port. Once the ship went past Point Loma, it started rocking and the lazy fucks who left their duty stations to take a shower were rained on by rolling turds.
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| Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:36 pm |
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olydemon
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Location: Olympia, Warshington. Joined: Fri May 27, 2011 Posts: 12526
Real Name: Oly Damon
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golddigger14s wrote: In Cuba we had the "Mad Shitter" that took a couple of random dumps in our showers. In grade school we had the "mad crapper who went in the stand up urinal...
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| Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:48 pm |
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PW45
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Location: Maple Valley Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2013 Posts: 1010
Real Name: PW
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Well that sounds like a bunch of shit
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8703
Real Name: Brian
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Mad shitter in the 04 building at Boeing in Auburn. 1987 to 1990. After about 20 dumps he finally got caught and fired. The union got his job back for him but not in our Auburn location.
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| Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:52 pm |
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MadPick
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Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 53102
Real Name: Steve
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delliottg wrote: If only we knew someone from Boeing who knew how the shitters work that could explain this to us... That's weird that they went back to the U.S. That doesn't make any sense to me at all. If all of the toilets went down at once, I'm guessing that the waste tank (which stores everything that gets flushed) was full, or otherwise failed, or perhaps the sensor erroneously showed that it was full.
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NWGunner
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Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 13412
Real Name: Steve
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MadPick wrote: That's weird that they went back to the U.S. That doesn't make any sense to me at all.
Well, it was heading to France, so they just gave up...
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20841
Real Name: John
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NWGunner wrote: MadPick wrote: That's weird that they went back to the U.S. That doesn't make any sense to me at all.
Well, it was heading to France, so they just gave up... 
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Wetpaperbag
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Location: olympia Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2013 Posts: 3795
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I had a buddy who would do an upper decker at house parties we went too and hotels we would stay in. Guy was dirty AF.
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8703
Real Name: Brian
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NWGunner wrote: MadPick wrote: That's weird that they went back to the U.S. That doesn't make any sense to me at all.
Well, it was heading to France, so they just gave up... Aerial "dump" into the Seine would be fitting, and no one would notice.
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28460
Real Name: Ace Winky
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Cleanup in aisle deux.
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Soldier_Citizen
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Location: south 'merca Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 Posts: 9738
Real Name: Mike
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Guntrader wrote: We had a phantom shitter in boot camp, dropped logs beside the toilets or the seats on an almost daily basis.
On an LST someone would shit in their hand and put shit logs in the shower overhead while in port. Once the ship went past Point Loma, it started rocking and the lazy fucks who left their duty stations to take a shower were rained on by rolling turds. In A school. I was the unit M.A.(fancy words for cleaning guy for our companies barracks deck). No matter how much ass wipe I would order every week, all of it would be gone within a day, 2 tops. At first I thought it was just that we had some dirty mother fuckers in my class. Turned out, the company above us(boatswains mate A school students) weren’t ordering enough shit paper so they would steal all of ours. I threw a bitch fit and even went up the command but it didn’t stop. Finally one night after having eaten Taco Bell and Thai food that day along with a copious amount of beer, one of my buddies and I went up to the boatswain deck and shit in all of the urinals, and sinks. He even managed to squeeze some out onto the floor in the showers. Then we went over and wiped in the female head, and left it thrown about. They never caught us and last I heard it was still talked about.
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