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What kind of Dog should Steve get?
What kind of Dog should Steve get?
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20841
Real Name: John
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My Wife an i just spent a very enjoyable evening with Steve and his Girlfriend and she talked about getting a Dog. Steve is VERY excited about that, he truly wants a Furry 4 legged son. Or better yet, Twins.... a girl and a boy! On the Drive to dinner he was at a complete loss for words while his GF expounded on the potential Pooches he could become a Father too. It was quite touching, i think i saw a tear in his eye. So in the interest of helping Steve and his GF find some nice Furry children, i figured i would help him out with a Waguns poll on the subject. No need to thank me buddy, i'll be sure and help the GF with the search for the perfect 4 legged children for you. 
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
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MadPick
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Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 53102
Real Name: Steve
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Yeah, we're going to be doing some wife-swapping soon. Usrifle's wife said, "hell no you should NOT get a dog." I fell immediately in love with this brilliant woman. Usrifle, on the other hand, is an emotional wreck of a man and he was wholeheartedly agreeing with my gf that dogs are wonderful, cute, etc. and ignoring the logical reality. I'm hoping this is a phase.
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| Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:12 pm |
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20841
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It's not a phase "Dad" you will soon be the joyful owner of a couple small dogs you carry in a handbag and that Tera dresses up for you to parade around the neighborhood. My wife? She talks big, but who is the one who has monthly deliveries from Chewy.com for dogs she professes to hate? Wife swapping? Hmmmmm....well, Tera does like Dogs and i have Hair..... So one side of it is easy.  Oh, i voted in my own Poll. Guess which one? 
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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| Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:25 pm |
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zombie66
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Location: Spanaway WA Joined: Wed Jul 6, 2011 Posts: 6493
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Dogs are fucking dumb, yes I love mine but they are idiots!!!!
Don't do it, get a Cat!!!!!!
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| Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:39 pm |
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MadPick
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Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 53102
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Fuck. I didn’t even see the damn poll.
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| Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:52 pm |
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usrifle
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MadPick wrote: Fuck. I didn’t even see the damn poll.  I forgot about Tera mentioning how much you liked Dog sitting Bruce and his old buddy, not mention how well you handled a real baby. It was really cute. You will be a great dad to a couple of Dogs Steve, quit fighting it. 
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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| Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:12 am |
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mcyclonegt
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It just dawned on me, Steve, you don't have kids do you?
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| Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:38 am |
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usrifle
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mcyclonegt wrote: It just dawned on me, Steve, you don't have kids do you? He will soon. 
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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| Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:40 am |
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Chains
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Location: Marysville Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2012 Posts: 1261
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Running down the highway the other day and a car comes up along side my truck. I look down and there’s this thing in the backseat. Ugliest damn dog I’ve ever seen. I kinda shuddered and then it looked up at me, with very side eyes. Had a look on its face that said “ I know. Please have mercy and put me down.” Turns out, it was one of them Labradoodle monstrosities. I voted for one of those. 
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| Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:46 am |
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mcyclonegt
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A friend of mine has a labordoodle. It's a bad ass dog, smart as hell, not to big, doesn't eat as much as a lab, doesn't shed, doesn't bark. Just chill as hell.
_________________ "I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and TANKS! I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN! And loved only one woman, with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones". Albert Einstein 1947
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TechnoWeenie
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Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 19173
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American Staffordshire Terrier, or yellow lab....
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glockgirl
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A Great Pyrenees, because of course a Great Pyrenees. Smart, protective (although only of people/animals, not property), beautiful, gentle and very low energy when not actually working. Meaning you don't have a dog that needs a walk or command every 45 seconds.
A Newfoundland would be my second choice, although like the St. Bernard, they are much more people oriented and in need of attention than a Pyr.
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Guntrader
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Chains wrote: Running down the highway the other day and a car comes up along side my truck. I look down and there’s this thing in the backseat. Ugliest damn dog I’ve ever seen. I kinda shuddered and then it looked up at me, with very side eyes. Had a look on its face that said “ I know. Please have mercy and put me down.” Turns out, it was one of them Labradoodle monstrosities. I voted for one of those.  The pet supply store next to our vet has a German Shepard - Dachshund mix. Weird ass looking dog.
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sportsdad60
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Adopt one from one of those Korean super markets. 
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Guntrader
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sportsdad60 wrote: Adopt one from one of those Korean super markets.  Preferably one that isn't pre cooked.
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