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Niguarda, Italy? Sounds more like an Enumclaw story.
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In Memoriam   Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589 
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Guess 21" wasn't enough, he had to go for the whole 23". https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7161755/d ... -24-hours/ Doctors have to INVENT new tool to remove 23inch sex toy from man – after it got stuck for 24 hours Due to the 'smoothness and size of the object' none of the tools medics normally use were able to grab hold of the sex toy. Deciding he needed expert help, the red-faced 31-year-old went to hospital 24 hours after the dildo became stuck. He told doctors he was suffering from mild abdominal pain, but other than that had no symptoms that were causing concern. X-rays showed a "long and large-sized" foreign body in his colon. Doctors at ASST Great Metropolitan Hospital in Niguarda, Italy, tried to remove the dildo using standard techniques, where a tube and grabbing device is inserted. _________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? |
| Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:44 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Tacoma Joined: Sat May 4, 2013 Posts: 6476
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You gotta buy those jumbo fuckers at the grange.
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| Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:02 am |
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In Memoriam Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589
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He could have just eaten a Taco Bell Grande Meal or any 3 items at McDonalds.
Dildo would go flying across the room an hour later. _________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? |
| Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:11 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Maple valley Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 Posts: 3694
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An hour?! I wish I had an hour after eating Taco Bell or McDonald’s! Usually I can’t even leave the parking lot!
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 Site Supporter  Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11575
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How unlucky is that guy? Accidentally sitting on something like that.
Wonder if they used a come along after they got it lassoed? _________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
| Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:57 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: N-Sno Joined: Thu Oct 3, 2013 Posts: 4015
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You definitely want to get out of the way when it finally pops free.
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| Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:59 am |
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In Memoriam Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589
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vic_b wrote: An hour?! I wish I had an hour after eating Taco Bell or McDonald’s! Usually I can’t even leave the parking lot! Jack in the Crack sent me a coupon for a free "Double Jack". I took two bites and put it down after my stomach started rumbling. Almost shit my pants right there in the restaurant. _________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? |
| Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:06 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Duvall Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2011 Posts: 8722 Real Name: Jaime
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There is a reason why there is a warning label on a curling iron. Nothing surprises me anymore.
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| Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:11 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: NE WA Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2011 Posts: 5667 Real Name: The Dude
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Meh. Seen pigs get dewormed. Get that rubber glove and you'd be able to pull someone's tonsils out through their backside.
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| Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:13 pm |
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In Memoriam Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589
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Never Mind
_________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? |
| Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:21 pm |
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Site Admin   Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 53102 Real Name: Steve
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That's seriously fucked up. If you're going to put something that big inside you, you need to be ready and willing to die.
_________________ Steve Benefactor Life Member, National Rifle Association Life Member, Second Amendment Foundation Patriot & Life Member, Gun Owners of America Life Member, Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms Legal Action Supporter, Firearms Policy Coalition Member, NAGR/NFGR Please support the organizations that support all of us. Leave it cleaner than you found it. |
| Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:57 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 13412 Real Name: Steve
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Time to stop asking people what they did over the weekend...
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| Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:15 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11575
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MadPick wrote: That's seriously fucked up. If you're going to put something that big inside you, you need to be ready and willing to die. Like you haven't eaten a cake that big... ETA- OK maybe it was a sushi roll _________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
| Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:46 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Shelton Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2013 Posts: 5860
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In that situation it seems like there be enough room to just use a plunger
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| Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:27 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 13412 Real Name: Steve
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In other news, jukk just book his next vacation for Niguarda, Italy...
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