Part II: No one was at the apt office so the guy called me up again, and he was nice enough to wait for me while I hauled butt to go meet him at the apt. Nice kid, fellow gun enthusiast. Invited him to our weekly lunch next week to repay him. He said he found my package, and another guys package on xxx street. When I got to my apt there was a fuckex door tag saying it wasn't delivered since no one was home, and they will try again Thursday. I'm not going to call fuckex today, I'm going to see what happens when they try to "deliver" it tomorrow. Then see what they have to say. Time to put the locking porch box like I had back in WA back into action. Why the thief didn't keep the stuff is weird, there was a holster, Hornady Critical Defense .223, and a 3X prism scope.

I always thought they washed that stuff before they sold it.

Speculation: Driver left the notice in an effor to cover his butt. Opened the package. Got the heebie jeebies because it was evil gun stuff and not the latest iphone. 'Accidentally' dropped them out the door.